Lottery Comments

Apparently I do not read a lot of blogs. And the 2 bloggers that I'd follow regularly is Kennysia and Xiaxue. I like Kenny's humour while Xiaxue excel in professional bitching. You have to agree with me it's not easy to get popular with that.


Besides that, there is this one thing that annoys me whenever I read their blog's comments. Let's take kennysia.com for instances

I call this the 'Hey I am first' Itis

And this does not end with the first comment, it's like striking a lottery, they have the followings

While I understand why you should be so proud of when you're No. 1, 2 , 3 , 4 , 5. What I don't get it is why shout out when you are......

Blog is a many silly things

lust at first sight

Was chatting with my friend who is a girl on msn and it went like this:



Booty (not her real name): Oii, valentines day cuming, goin out?

Andrew: Err, donno leh

Booty: Y, no gf meh?

Andrew: No

Booty: Y no?

Andrew: Cuz I’m gay

Booty: Gay also got go out for valentine lah

Andrew: wtf, stop talking or I’ll eat you up

Booty: u believe in love at first sight?

Andrew: No

Booty: Y no?

Andrew: Cuz it’s lame

Booty: As in?

Andrew: U talk too much lah, I don’t believe love at first sight cuz I am male, I only believe in LUST AT FIRST SIGHT

Booty: o.0

Andrew: Wake up lah, this is the real world, my fren sees a dog also say it’s leng lui, where got wat luv luv luv, love at first sight is a cover up for lust at first sight la

Booty: u dream crusher

Andrew: Crazy, I wouldn’t even bother to talk so much with u if u’re not pretty

Booty: u pig boy

Andrew: You flat chested airport

Booty: ........

Andrew: Don't be angry la, I buy u flowers la

Booty: really?

Andrew: My toilet got some plastic roses....

I Can't Be Wrong....... Happy Valentines

Happy Pork Year

Happy Chinese New Year homie! Yes, I'm a yellow skined chinese with black eyes and black pubic hair so you just have to accept the fact that I'm not blonde. I can't wait until this 18th to talk about it. Just as all the stores and shops are dressing themselves up all red. Putting up all the horrible, annoying Gong Xi Fa Chai songs without concerning others feelings. The zodiac animal representing 2007 is the Pig. So I've decided to kick start my year with a nice pork chop at Kim Gary.

First I have this bloody soup

Then I have this yellow thing, bread and mud water

Then I gladly swallow the pig

Lastly I paid up, which I do not enjoy doing it and I think an excellent restaurant should never charge its customer for food

SoO HeRe We Go

Happy Pork Year Everybody~~

Snow World

Pity downtown boy like me never seen snow, so I decided to pay snow world a visit while in Genting. The entrance is RM16, which I thought was worth it until I realised all they did to me was puting me up in a big refrigerator with soap bubbles falling from the high ceiling to make it look like snow dropping off and hard thin so called snow which looks more like the ice we find in Air Batu Campur laying still on the ground!

The temperature was -8 'C that night

So it was, I walked to the counter to purchase the ticket for the soonest timeslot available

I was entitled to redeem a free ICE-CREAM at the FREEZING BAR in a -8 CELCIUS SNOW PARK. What I needed was a Tom Yam Steamboat with Whisky served by hot G-string waitresses.

No one is allowed to bring phones or cameras inside ..... the truth is they will take the pictures for you and sell it to ya' overpricely. Snow, you see....... Just one thing, how come I couldn't make snowball to throw at my friends with the fake snow there? Guess it's fake after all.

And of course I posted this picture before, but I didn't mention that I was laying my butt on the Panda's ear.

Are you going to die a virgin quiz

I have taken a handful of quizes on the web and I reckon many of them are lame, I might blog them up later but before that, let me introduce my self-written quiz to you.

Are you going to die a virgin?

Warning: This quiz is written by ME, I have faith to believe it has 0% of sense and accuracy. It is never meant to be taken by pilgrims and those with no sense of dark humour. If your country does not allow you to view such things, please ignore them.

1. I think I am


a sex god/goddess

an average person

a woman traps in a man's body/vice versa

ugly but I hate the fact that I am




2. I reckon I am


a shy person but I am really really hot, I mean it

a confident but ugly person

a wolf in sheep clothing

a human




3. If I am a male I like to bring girls to dine


in a hotel restaurant

in my house

in an overpriced restaurant to show how cool I am

I don't bring girls out for dinner they bring me and they pay for it, just like how it happen for Andrew




4. I am happily


overweight

stupid

whinny

All above




5. I would choose to commit suicide when such things happen to me


boyfren turns gay and have sex with your grandfather that sexually abused you before

when Andrew decides to stop blogging

26 different partners decided to breakup with you after he/she kissed you

I'll never commit suicide




6. You believe you are


a result of evolution and you came from apeman

a creation of God and totally unique

gifted the gift of celibacy

abducted by aliens before




7. If you really have to choose you would prefer becoming


a priest

a monk

a dog

a terrorist




8. Assume that you believe in after-life, in your next life you wanna become


a prostitute

a proton car

Andrew's underwear

the same me now




9. Again, you think you are


gay, but you know you want to be heterosexual

straight, but you want to be gay

really afraid of having no partner for the rest of your life

stop asking, I already had sex




10. When you are very very angry, totally readied to sin, you'd use the langguage below


you cheap whore!

you son of a bitch!

you ill-mannered punk

Holy Buddha!

Note: If you pick "I'll commit suicide if Andrew stops bloging", you get zero mark for that question. Highest score can go up to 1000/1000 and it shows that you not going to die a virgin at the same time pretty desperate. Lowest score goes as low as 20/1000

Because I care

I have my very own share of point views when it comes to freedom of speech. As the news where Jeff and Attan, the two Malaysian bloggers who got sued recently by The New Strait Times Press for defamation was brought to my acknowledgement. I was actually happier then sad. I was partially delighted because firstly, it’s not me who is getting sued and more importantly Malaysia is finally getting into business and facing the much avoided.

It has been long enough and a social joke when we Malaysians are oppressed in a way or another to keep in heart things unsaid and unsung. Obviously freedom of speech exists in this country but its freedom has her own limits. Then of course, never in a million light years have I dreamt for Malaysia to be as liberal as the United States where criticisms and opinions can be express so freely and boundless. Yet a little knowledge of World History would tell you that the States itself came a long way to reach what it is today. Malaysia which has just celebrated her 50th birthday had of course frail and fails in comparison to achieve maturity in its politics. As a result, we fail in many other kinds.

It will not take very much wisdom to understand that whatever Malaysia touches turns to stone. Our national airlines and national car company share their misery in shame while their were once a pride yet speaks of a different story today. We are generally weak towards competition and the only way for Malaysian based company to survive is to monopoly the market. A good company to go down next would be TM Net if there’d ever be any competition to arise. Doubtless to say there is something very wrong with ourselves and our system as a nation. The rich gets richer, the corrupted stays corrupted, the minority stays minor, the people stays silent. All are angry but none choose to speak up because they are fearful that someday somehow they will be put to jail and be filed under the ISA which is also commonly known as the Irrational Security Act.

I believe it will take a longer while before Malaysia starts to learn from all sorts of mistakes made and is making before we could finally step out as a first world country. I’m not a prophet but I would say we probably need another 50 years. If there’s a biggest problem, if you would kindly join me in acknowledging the truth, I would say that Malaysia has not yet come to a point where perfect unity in diversity is achieved. Nothing good will ever come out when several members in a family bites each others head off and expect their home to be vision 2020. Like Martin Luther King said in his prestigious political speech while campaigning for his own kind, quoting from him “I wish to see that little black boys and black girls join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers. I have this dream today.” It is not until we are able to do so, that we would see the slightest change for good in our current system. Yet that is just one of the many evil roots.

My hope is that the coming up generation will be different. If possible, better. The last thing I would like to do is to complain about everything this nation has to offer, like what I observed from the adults who had been here for a while. I am for the good of my country and its people, I am colour blind as long as you would join me in this sickness.


Someday Malaysia will soar, yet it is very much a wonder, when will the day come.

Genting Walk

I stayed in First World Hotel during my visit to Genting. First World claimed to be the largest hotel in the world with over 6000 rooms. It is big but not exactly luxurious since all the rooms are compactly small. Genting can be very misty when evening falls, you can actually capture the clouds in a plastic bag. They will eventually condense into water droplets.

Theme parks and Casinos are unbeatable the main attractions in Genting. I wasn’t off age to enter the casinos and I don’t feel like bribing the security guards. They say you can go in by handling a Rm50 note to the guards if you’re under 21. Anyway, I decided to pay the theme parks a visit.

I am an adult

A 3 park deal tag let you play for one whole day at the 3 different parks available, which is the outdoor, indoor and the water park. The indoor park is pretty lame except for bumper cars which I happened to line up again and again for it. Outdoor park however is great.

I love these two, they just make you appreciate life more.

Cock Screw

Space Shot

And of course, there are also the less challenging ones for losers and high cholesterols.

And to those who refuse to admit that they are weak, you’ll probably end up like me.

The picture was taken so badly in doesn’t show any of my manliness. So I decided to take the ride again, this time despite of the thrill, we were very conscious of the camera. I was proud of the outcome.

Nevertheless, there are games that require you to paddle on water.

Or riding on a go-cart.

I can drive.

Beside the overprice food, I would say that Genting is a fun place to go.

Don't make me pee on you

Aloha, I'm back and kicking! To explain my absence I was down to KL with some of my classmates last week. We went to a few places but there's not much to talk about except having a little more fun in Genting. I did some of the coolest things there, like this:







I love you baby but I've just reached home from the airport, that makes me lazy and tired, so just give me a day before I put on something more spicy okay.

I survived High School

One of the fun things we did in my class this year was publishing our own storybook call Nostalgia. Since the book was out and sold, having the money with us, my class decided that we should throw a gathering cum farewell. So this was what I do on Boxing Day. Which Kuching people do not know what it is, neither do we celebrate.


We had our 4 tables dinner in a hotel, it was a costly one, but who cares it wasn't our money.


One of the best thing in the party was a 5 KG cake which we bought to show that Kuching Town No.1, which is my school does not only have the biggest frog in town, we also have the biggest class-gathering cake.

Just keep your jealousy, you have your school I have mine, you don't have to email me and debate that your school's party is more awesome okay.

These are girls, thank God He created them, no, I don't go to a non co-ed school, I will die young if I did.

It's not about your make up or how you try to shape up, it's about who you're taking pictures with. Every girl looks pretty with me. That's mainly because when you put a not-so-pretty thing in front of a very-ugly-thing, it becomes beautiful...............I can't believe I said that about myself :0(

However when I party with the boys, I do it like a mad man, this 11 seconds clip would tell you why:

I only realise that the cake cutting knife was really sharp after having done that, thank God I did not kill him just because he stole all my girlfriends in the past 18 months.


The 8 coast dinner served was overwhelming, I was this after that.

And so I survived high school. The most carefree years of all time. I neither have to wake up feeling like an adult nor go to sleep worrying about my salary or how am I going feed my kids. I don't have to worry about getting old or fat, I don't have to be bothered if I did wrong because I am young, and it's the bigger guys duty to tolerate me. How beautiful is that, living your life as it is and forget all the responsibilities, be as naive as you want, dream all those impossible dreams and just live as if you're alive. (If you know what I mean). I wished I could live it one more time but it is also necessary, for me to learn how to grow up. Still, I am Andrew. Goodnight ;0)

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Kuching is growing

People in Kuching are talking more and more about 'The Spring', the under construction first megamall that is scheduled to be completed in Nov 2007.

The two-storey shopping mall, which is designed by New Zealand's Warren & Mahoney, will have 150 shops. It has a total lettable area of 350,000 sq ft compared with the combined net retail space of 886,000 sq ft in the 10 existing shopping centres in Kuching. Some 80 outlets in the Spring have been earmarked for the fashion business, 20 for food & beverages outlets and seven for beauty and wellness centres. There will also be a gourmet supermarket, a food court and a 1,400-seat cineplex. About 1,500 car parks would be provided. All the outlets are on lease.the Spring would be on par with major shopping malls in the peninsula, New Zealand and Australia, and would give a new experience in shopping.

That's how laidback Kuching city is you see, people waiting for their first mall to arrive. Congratulations. But coming with us is not just a mere shopping mall. The over desperate aging politicians who yearns very much to see their so called 'city' marching to look more like a 'real city' has been on-going more projects than ever before within the pass few years. Here is an outlook of what they did and will do which I found more attractive.



Firstly is the very cultural DUN building for the politicians to sit on the golden chairs while having their meetings fully sponsored by the poor taxpayer.

Following is the Grand Centro. Grand Centro is the biggest shoping complex cum hotel apartment project in Kuching. With some 1,200,000 square feet of gross building area, it integrates high quality shopping, entertainment, recreation and living facilities under one roof. Situated in the King's Centre area.

Proposed Grand Centro looks like this

And it will replace the current King Centre (a certain area in Kuching that looks like this now)

Thirdly, like Kuala Lumpur (capital of Malaysia) that always goes around showing their favourite landmark Petronas Twin Tower which they draw on ALL the tourism board promotional logos and posters. Kuching has its own plans to come with a new landmark call The Kuching Tower. This building will be the tallest building in our city and The Kuching Tower also forms part of an integrated development plan by conglomerate Cahya Mata Sarawak (CMS) Group for the 240-acre Kuching Isthmus. It's alright if you don't get what I say, just see the picture.

Forget talking about what Kuching will do and the 'under constructions', what Kuching have already done is fore mostly, renovating our International Airport that used to look like a museum cum cultural village. I'm not kidding you, This is what KIA used to look like

After 2 years of renovation, it look pretty much like this now

And a little lit at night makes it better

Not to miss out another upcoming mall located at the 4th and half miles area in Kuching, Boulevard will also be one of the mushrooming hypermarkets. It is scheduled to arrive in Oct 2007.

So this is my report of the impressive developments Kuching has in store for me, I'm sorry I have the hardest time trying to locate 'The Spring's'design layout, it seems like the New Zealanders are very slow at showing off. Until now. Bye Bye.

Disclaims: I'm only acting professional, I have no idea of the project status of any building above. Especially Grand Centro which is under proposal only, don't kick my ass if you don't see that coming up in King Centre. I'm only 17 and a half. I have all the time to spare to see Kuching grows up with me. Thank you.

Reference: All facts and figures above are generated wholly from my mind. There are a few more malls that are under proposal, I am sure they wont be approved.

Giant Hypermarket Kuching (proposed), Isthmus Mall Kuching (proposed), Makro Hypermarket Kuching (proposed), Merdeka Plaza Kuching (proposed City Central), Vista Tunku Shopping Mall (proposed Petra Indah), Megamall Kuching (Proposed Petra Jaya)

Oyster

I went to shop some nights ago, just a small shopping complex near my house. I felt like walking into a church as it's Christmas Season and the airway is putting out all the hallelujah Glory Glory Glory.


There is nothing really much worthy to blog about except I found this

A pack of Oyster. And it has already broken out of it's box.

Seriously nobody is ever going to buy that. No.1 we don't eat them, no.2 most mums don't know how to cook that, no.3 it looks like cooked brinjal jammed with mucus. That thing will cost you Rm25 per pack.

Mam, buy me please, I'll be good to dine in for Christmas.






And by the way if you guys ever see this Shi Zen drink with Limau Kasturi or in english Calamansi Lime (sounds like hokkien foul langguage), it taste like bitter gourd blended with plum juice. Don't believe me, buy em', you'll remember me for life.

My hand is sexy.

BLog 4 FaMe

Anything at some point, nomatter how good it is, it will always be twisted into a crooked path. Not totally perhaps but part of it yes. The blog cluture today is not just about mere self-expression, mere appreciation of literary works, online journal, interesting encounters or a personal updates channel. Today it has much turned into a pursuit of popularity, rankings and fame. Everybody have the idea of getting really popular in their circle through their blog as they reach for the worldwide web. I'm sorry you have to read the truth but these are the few sites that I encountered.

MYSTERY CARROT AWARD
for website adequacy

This stupid carrot html code can be obtained by anyone to put it on their website in order to console themselves that their site is adequate and is not too bad. I wonder how lamer can it get, awarding yourself, it sounds like something only LMAO like me would do. But absolutely not for you guys, you guys are sane.

Another one would be blogofthedayawards

This website not only gives inadequate so called blog awards, it also gives blogs review on his blog. And the funny thing is that no one ever sign up for his blogs review. Nobody even visits this site.


While the most popular blog-link site on the web, www.technorati.com, many agree it is the only web that offers you more accuracy in determining the quality of a blog. I wonder if it's totally true.


Ranking in technorati number 30 thousand, The joke Blog offers everyday lamest jokes. And the best thing about the blog is that it has 113 links exchange and 35 blog promotion site buttons. Which means, this blog will only link you when you link him up. What's wrong with that Andrew, nothing wrong, it's just cheap.


Dude, I exchange links too, and I don't really mind linking anybody up as long as their blog is nice, they are pretty, they are my considered friends that I rarely meet up, my penpals or they give me money, get it?


Finally, to be bloglitically-correct, I have to say this, "Its your blog and you can to do whatever you want. But those who say this know very little about the other quote that says "it's my mouth, I can say whatever I want too".


In order to pretend sounding a little more mature, I must say instances in life are like this 'those who pursuit for fame never gets it, while those wandering among humilities are better honoured'. Hence we always read and listen to champions that says 'I never expect to be No.1, It just happens so....' Screw them all.