The Daily Quotes

1)You make me respect you when you respect me first, vice versa


2)One famous American President which his name I've forgotten once said 'I destroy an enemy when I make him my friend'. I say 'I destroy an enemy when I kill him'. George Bush agrees with me.


3)Teacher says, 'There are many ways to achieve one’s goal'. I’m not interested, I just want to know one way that can help me achieve many goals. Teacher doesn’t know the way, that’s why they’re still teachers..


4)I’m not fat, I’m BIG BONED!


5)When I watch movie, the girl breaks up with the guy by saying 'It’s not you, it’s me'. I feel like asking the girl 'What’s wrong with you?!'

6)I read a teens magazine once when a boy describe love like this 'Love is like a dessert, it’s never the main course.' I think he’s crazy but I still like the expression.


7)Teacher: What do you think causes all the problem in the world?

Feminist: Men…

Teacher: What do you think made men causes all the problem in the world?

Andrew: Women…


8) I turned very shy when asked to talk with people physically attractive to me. So if I ever talked to you and I don’t seem shy, we obviously don’t have a future.


9) Pretty people is good. I am good.


10) The kind of people I like is the kind of people you like.




All quotes are original today