The Daily Quote

1) People spend money they don’t have to buy things they don’t need to impress people who don’t care

2) I am pretty, before you say that I am not, I want to tell you that you are pretty first.

3) Brevity clarifies but gives no room for imaginations

4) Not that I love Caesar less but that I love Rome more

5) Thank you for criticizing me without taking into consideration that I am human too

6) I am not being fake, I just don’t want to hurt your feelings

7) They don’t believe that I don’t watch porn, I don’t believe it either

8) I love her, she likes him, he likes me

9) All have some spilt milk in life, while others choose to cry about their own, I am already squeezing some new ones from my cow who has 6 breasts.

10) Beauty is to see not to touch, if to touch not to crush, if to crush not too hard




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