I Got Featured

After having post the previous entry, I feel like my blog has turned bimbo. I have been doing this blog for months now writing literary and philosophical articles and my page hits seems to rise pretty slowly. But 2 days after the Double A giveaway below, I got more than 5000 page hits (and that does not include the ones I log on myself) When people ask me how I did it, I say easy…..I commented on Kenny Sia’s LG entry saying that there’s a give away at this site, so probably out of his 10000 readers, 5000 less fortunate ones got tricked. But I was happy some tagged me to say that this is a great site.

Apparently, Kenny browsed my blog and put a short notice on his Short Talk in reply of my humor. Anyway, I am going to withhold my integrity and continue my blog as a channel for friends and family, writing articles that I think is note-worthy and none-bimbo, when I say none-bimbo, I am not referring to Xia Xue

Seriously, she might be a lot of gossips, but they are fun. People enjoy it and I am not against it, if you don’t believe me, go here , it's something I'm working on.

Back to what I was saying, to avoid bimboness , I will take up the challenge to stop posting overly high resolution pictures of myself with extremely lousy editing that is fit only as a laughing stock.

No no no, in my next entry I’ll talk about church…yeah….I promise, no more craps. Substantiality is my first aim when I write. No more crappy stuffs….

Okay, I will pay anyone who is willing to teach me photoshop.

Qualifications:

Must be from Lim KoK Wing because my mum’s surname is Lim, so we are partially related some 560 years ago in China.

At least a diploma holder on related fields

Must be funny

You gotta know how to do boob jobs with photoshop

Must be a girl

You have to know how to speak either English, Mandarin, Malay, Hokkien or Cantonese cuz other than that, I don’t understand anything.

You have to celebrate at least 2 or more awards below:Miss Universe 2000 or onwards, Miss Asia 2000 or onwards, Miss World 2000 or onwards, Miss China 2000 or onwards, Nominated for at least one Emmy, Nominated for at least one Oscar, Nobel Prize, Pulitzer Prize, Dublin IMPAC Bookprize and The ISA triple W Up and Down Joking Contest (what the heck is that?)

Please don't come and tell me you are Miss World 1978, I am not into antiques.

Blow No Job experience required

And last but not least, you still have to be funny.

Church…..I am going to write about church next time, no more bimbo……


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