The Daily Blog (2006-2007)

Reconnecting You

2008-11-19T18:49:00.011+08:00

Dear friends,

I have resumed writing or blogging in a new platform. Please kindly redirect to:

Have a nice day.

My Last Entry

2007-05-01T04:10:00.000+08:00

In the first of May

It came like an appalling wind, no one was expecting it, including myself.....

There is for a certain reason why Xiaxue is one of the best bloggers in Singapore. And to me she is indeed the best blogger, because she inspires me.........to stop blogging.

I've screwed up my life - Xiaxue

The link above was an entry written by Xiaxue 3 years ago in 2004. During then Xiaxue talked about her secondary school life. Of how she started very well, but ended lousily towards her upper secondary. And how one led to another.....

I told myself, during sec 3, that I will not follow the usual normal scholar's route for several reasons:

1) I will be learning useless things such as F maths which will not gain me any money in future. These useless information will be taking up extra brain space and not coming to any use at all. In contrast, Polytechnics provide useful skills and knowledge.

2) I will do so well in Poly that I will go into University just the same.

3) I no longer need to wear flat shoes so I will not be so ashamed of my height.

4) I will be armed with both a dip and a degree when I go out to work in future, which is better than just a degree.

Most unfortunately, I think the decision to go into SP was the worst mistake I made in my life.

In Poly no one cares if you do well or not, so we were left to survive on our own. I was lazy, undriven, and not motivated. My priorities went to other unimportant stuff, such as BLOGGING (but at least good things came out of it, thank god)! My results were only as good as the average student, and I cannot go into University with a scholarship as I thought I could have. - Xiaxue

Two things Xiaxue and I do share in common, she does well in English Literature and she dreamt to become a lawyer. In the SPM examination, I got 6As, 2 Bs and 3Cs. For the 3Cs, it was Physics, Biology and Chemistry. And a B4 in Additional Maths. I was more than surprise to receive a result like that. In Malaysia, when a Chinese gets such results, you can't really survive. What more to say getting your preferred subjects in your chosen Local Universities. I was a failure, but in the name of Jesus, I see not what I was but what I could be.

Blogging is really fun, but again, to be a good blogger, and to make people read your blog, to bookmark it and come again and again. It takes more than just a casual blogger. And it takes much more time, thoughts and energy too.

If I had studied hard then and went into JC, I might be taking a Law degree now. No one can say I am stupid except fellow Law students, but that's ok. The people at insipid forums are not even in the league to discuss my intellect. My starting pay will be $2,500, and I'll possibly set up a partnership with EK called Wong & Cheng partnership.

As Wong kindly informed me, my name would have sounded like this:

Cheng Yan Yan Wendy, NUS LLBS (Hons)

BUT ALAS! What was I thinking? What do I have now? -Xiaxue

People asked me since I got my As in subjects that is more related to Arts, why don't I just continue form 6 in the Arts stream and forfeit the Science. The reason is simple, I never believe in giving up. I won 2 trophies in public speaking by telling people one thing - never give up, pursue your dreams. Even though sometimes they may seem too far you fail to see the possibilities in fulfilling it. I do not brag, but I am a charismatic speaker when I speak of things I firmly believe in. I do it like I own the stage, the room, the audience, the world and all that's in it. I believe people do not lose out because they are lousy, people lose out because they choose to give up.

Yet there is something I need to know, I have to learn that in pursuing one's dream, you do not only have to talk the talk, but also walk the walk. For talk is cheap, but there has to be steps taken and works driven to achieve. God cannot multiply the works of your hands to a hundred fold if what you put in from the very beginning is zero. 100 x 0 = 0

I can easily spend time doing pointless things 2 years from now, but not now, not in such a time like this for me.

I shall end this bitter blog entry with a gentle reminder to myself that I should listen to my mother's advice in future. "Du shu hao," she used to tell me. "Girl, you got the talent to study, then make use of it, don't keep playing."

To all the young kids reading this, make sure you go into JC if you can.

Meanwhile, it is time for me to prove my worth. I shall be driven and motivated from now on. Procrasination? That word will not exist in my dictionary.

By tonight, I will set up a media center for my blog, and by next month, I promise some new exciting features.

If everything goes by plan, I will be driving a SLK in three years, unless I decide on a nicer car. You wait and see. =D - Xiaxue

That piece of letter up there came from Xiaxue 3 years ago. Xiaxue, the blogger who receives 30,000 unique hits or readers in her website per day. 3 years has come and gone, today, she is very much the same her, nothing has changed. She still sounds very average financially, no SLK or a car though, very popular but not exactly practical. That's how you go with a personal blog I guess. But one thing she taught me very well:

To all the young kids reading this, make sure you go into JC if you can. -Xiaxue

I am different, I don't know whether all of us think like that of ourselves or it's just me. But I see myself very special, very unique and I am above average thoughts, average minds and average performance. That doesn't necessarily has to make me a proud person. But I refuse to fail in what I want to see myself successful. Am I saying that Xiaxue's life sucks? Absolutely not, she is living great. But what I'm saying is, I know at this moment of time, it's just better for me to do what I should be doing.

I hate this. People used to ask me what stream I was when I was in secondary school, Express, Normal Academic, or Normal Tech?

I took pride in replying, "Special."

Because that's what I am.

Now when people ask me whether I am in Poly or Uni, I can merely say Poly - and they nod, like they totally expected me to be a Poly girl, because I do not seem like the JC type. Not that Poly is an embarrassment, but if people used it as a yardstick for my worth, then I wanna say I could have gone into Uni anytime I wanted.

But I cannot say that, because there is no proof. -Xiaxue

Just in case you're wondering all these fuss I created is at all necessary. This post alone took me 3 hours to write. 1/2 an hour to recheck my sentences and whether I'm making it too hard for you to read. You want to be a good blogger? You want to be the next Xiaxue? You gotta do 1000 times better than me. Because 1000 times of me should give you 100,000 readers per day.

So for the meanwhile, this will be my last entry in this blog. Throughout this journey, I earned myself Rm20 from Ejunction ads, Rm26 USD through paypal (which I spent to buy a shirt and they charge me 9.50USD for shipping fees!), Rm10.74 from Nuffnang which I think I'll probably not be able to cash it out as I haven reached the minimum earnings, 5 crappy USD from Google Adsense (useless thing) and a 3-6 month (Rm300 per month) blogging job which I recently talked over with a guy. I wonder if he stills wanna hire me after I stop blogging. And by far my greatest achievement in blogging is having Kenny Sia blog plug me and having Xiaxue replying my comment to her post. I know, they are totally useless in getting me a permanent job, to feed my wife and kids.

Whoever you are my readers, God bless you richly. I still have 83 members in my crappy friendster fans club! Live and let live, they are all my friends.

Goodbye guys. I love you all. *Smile warmly and wave my hand as I slowly fade away, just like the movie usually does.........*

Just right before you leave a comment, I hope you could for once play this song I have below. Please do it before you leave a possibly angry, contradicting and discouraging comment. Cheers.

First of May - Bee Gees

Monallisa Smile

2007-04-30T23:59:00.000+08:00

Kuching has more crappy restaurants these days, this is one of them that I went. It's call best berry, Kuching don't even has berries....

And in the menu, I found something that was just..... plain amazing. It's a toast by the name Monalisa Smile. Now just in case you don't know what's a Monalisa Smile, it is a painting drawn by Leonardo Da Vinci. In my mind I thought the bread was something like this......

And in the end, THIS is the real MONNALISA SMILE TOAST.

AND IT LOOKS MORE LIKE HALLOWEEN FREAKY PUMPKIN FACE!

The white round thing is honeydew.

Monnalisa on Sunglasses

And I ordered a cup of coffee that looks.....

as small as.....

This!

When Bad Writing Becomes Funny

2007-04-30T21:35:00.000+08:00

Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay:

* He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

Joseph Romm, Washington

* She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

* The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

Russell Beland, Springfield

* McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.

Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

* From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.

Roy Ashley, Washington

* Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

* Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

Russell Beland, Springfield

* Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake

Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills

* Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Unknown

* He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

* The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

* Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

Russell Beland, Springfield

* Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

Jennifer Hart, Arlington

* The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.

* They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth

Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.

* John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Russell Beland, Springfield

* The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

* His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free

Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

* The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

Unknown

Based on an unoriginal article in the Washington Post.

Kaya & Toast again

2007-04-30T15:35:00.000+08:00

Remember some time ago I put on this Kaya & Toast post and mentioned how bad it was. Well, it happened so that this shop didn't go bankrupt but instead, it opened another branch 3 minutes walk from my house.

As bad as I thought it is, I am an iron mouth tofu hearted person, so I gave it a second chance and visited it again.

3.15 p.m

This picture is taken by me, not the other guy(figure it out what I mean). The curry tasted better this time, but it still wasn't something worth worshiping.

Cai Kueh

And yeah, Kuching has got lots of these shops sprouting. Last time it was Kopitiam, now it's cafeterias and semi-restaurants. 'Secret Recipe' had just opened recently. But I heard the service was so bad someone stood up and shouted at them. There goes the 1 million ringgit franchise. It makes me wonder sometimes, we are opening 2 huge malls by the end of the year and constructing another Rm 270 million megamall all the while when we only have 600,000 citizens. Hmm......

Happy Manual Labours Day

2007-04-30T09:55:00.000+08:00

To all the Slaves out there, Happy Labours Day! We shall pick 1 day to commemorate your effort in contributing to the workforce!

*Please be reminded you should continue working Mon to Fri, 8-5 after tomorrow!

My life begins in May

2007-04-28T16:38:00.000+08:00

The last 5 months were unbelievable. I eat and sleep to wake up to sleep again. I told myself life must be more than this. However, this explains how I can update my blog so regularly you actually think I work in the press. It's not like I can't blog again when school starts but you have to agree with me when I say there are 24 hours only in a day, and much more things comes first. Mind you, I don't want to be a full time blogger. It's not a real job and it sounds stupid. Cool, but still stupid.

Anyway, May is coming and my holiday shall come to an end. let's just pay 1 minute of silence for that.

Well life moves on. And this time. It's bound to be a little different. For the past 5 years, I studied whereby every year I share class with the same faces and the same gang of friends. School policy- smart people should gang up together. And there were no surprise until SPM or 'O' level finished. Now since the time has come to make decisions and make path for ourselves, most of my close friends decided to leave for either this or that.

And me, unlike Robert Frost who said in his poetry 'two roads diverge in a yellow wood and sorry I could not travel both', I have one road and I am sorry I have to walk it...... Sijil Tinggi Pelajaran Malaysia (STPM).
Or in direct translation - Certificate for highly educated people of Malaysia.

If I'm not mistaken, it is rated as the world's no.4 toughest and pointless examination. In Malaysia, every 18 year old would prefer not to take up this examination. Almost everyone who can afford to go to college flee to college, everyone who cannot afford college flee to cheaper colleges. And the Malays go to a special programme call the Matriculation (a much easier form of A level, but is not recognised by any other country) So the leftovers are people like me and perhaps some of you. Face it, Matriculation was formed to give chance to Malays and bumiputera. Chinese and Indians that came later were perceived to be much smarter and is of course cut off from many opportunities offered by the Government. Malays and bumiputera are not stupid, they never was but they are spoilt. The longer they are spoilt the weaker they become, if Meritocracy were to be applied to our system. In 2 years time, there will be lesser of them in our local universities, but in 10 years time, they will eventually pick up and proudly says 'Chinese also not so smart lah'.

When it comes to study and education in Malaysia, I was naive before, I am not now.

It all started when I was young and I didn't know any better. I actually believed that the purpose to study is to equip myself with knowledge, to enhance my mind and become a better and intellectual person.

Siao ahh, that is for Ang Mo Lang in Americas. In Malaysia, we study hard hard is to get STRAIGHT As!

Other than that, chiak sai!

I came thus far, and no, for public exams in our country, I do not see it anymore as education. I see it as a job. This job has a target, the target is to get As.

So I got my job and I'm making myself working for 10 hours a day in order to meet my target. It's not that bad after all. Most working adults got to work 10 hours a day. If they don't perform, they either remain where they are forever or get fired. The world is round.

We may lived without wars (I don't like to call it 'in harmony') but sure this is a complicated society.

My life begins in May.

Why Blogging? (written respectfully and boringly as prefered by good people)

2007-04-26T23:57:00.000+08:00

5 years ago, if you were to hear the word 'blog' you'd go like 'Blog? Can I eat it?'

3 reasons to blog, for fame, for girls and for money!

As you know, I have sworn to be less superficial nowsaday and people just hate me more. Someone described my writing style as similar to a durian. Some people like it some people just don't. That's mainly because I tend to write 'irreverently' many at times and I find my sense of humour there. That is an amazing illustration and I really like it. Anyway I just want to remind you that the durian is still the king of all fruit.

It's like for some religious purposes, the Pope wears a red prada and some people just don't like it. Probably that's why they came up with the movie 'The Devil Wears Prada'.

Anyway, for this entry, I'm just going to write 'respectfully', bearing in mind that underage minors are reading my blog and I should protect them from vulgar languages and..... the truth.

I was just going to talk about why we should blog. And what does blogging benefits ourselves personally. As we all know, most bloggers are sensitive when you say things like 'nobody reads your blog', ' your blog is dead', '1 average reader per day, you are your only reader?' Well of course when it comes to these hard questions and insults, the usual and also the correct responses to these people are the stereotypical 'I don't blog to let people read, I blog for myself, it's my personal journal, an account for me to look upon, I am who I am and I don't care if people don't read'.

Now just because somethings are stereotypical does not mean that they are wrong. They can be true.

We have more than 57 million blogs worldwide, and if every blogs should have 1000 readers. We'll need 57,000 million readers. That's like 10 times the population on earth. So it's technically impossible.

And yeah, there are more reasons to blog and having more or lesser readers should not discourage anyone. Blogging is fun because no.1, I can call anyone a pig in my blog. Let's try it out:

I have a friend call Kok Wee and he is a pig. Yeah, I just said you are a pig Kok Wee, bite me.

Blogging helps people express themselves like never before. Nay, it promotes reading and writing, that's exactly what Malaysian need.

I have friends, many of them, some of them are not even living in the same city as I do. They go as far west Malaysia, out of this country, out of this continent and out of this earth. (They say women are from Venus). So the years will start rolling, like it or not, as time goes by we are bound to lose contact with some of them. But now, with blogging, it is not the same anymore.

A proud alternative for mobile phones

Who says blogging is a waste of time? We are building the culture and society. What more, when we don't get to shout in the real world, we can make all the noises in this virtue world. As loud as we want until we get sued.

............I'm suddenly out of ideas after I uploaded that picture =_="

But blogging surely has more meaning than getting yourself known or putting up some crappy advertisements like I do. Probably not for some but there will be a few that just enjoy doing what they do without further unnecessary thoughts. Being innocent is just the most beautiful gift one could possess =)

1 ringgit phone

2007-04-24T19:05:00.000+08:00

You might have noticed an 'Ejuction' advertisement under my 'sponsors' tab. For all you know Ejunction is a Kuching based website that works like Ebay. Just that it caters for Malaysian only. It was funny because when I was browsing it myself today, I found a 1 ringgit phone for sale.

The seller was so honest he even labeled the 1 ringgit LG phone as a faulty one.

Now who says only celeb blogs get to promote LG phones? Mine got it too!

I support Malaysiakini

2007-04-23T10:50:00.000+08:00

Sarawak CM to sue Malaysiakini

I'm so happy to read this news 3 days ago. At last someone decide to poke fun at our beloved Chief Minister and get sued for alleging him to be involved in a Rm32 million corruption. In Malaysia, we get sued for 2 things. No.1, telling the truth, No.2 eat pork.

But you don't play-play. Our Minister is very Keh Si (lihai, geng, power, tok kong, whichever suits your dialect I understand my readers are mainly monkeys from Malaysia) one, you say bad things about him, you get a letter and 48 hours to say you are very sorry and you will surely stop eating pork. If you fail to do so, they will see you in court. That's why I want to be a lawyer. I don't want to stop eating pork.

However, the coolest thing is Malaysiakini refuses to apologise and they are daring our 70 year old CM to put this case on court. Now let me tell you, before this no one had ever got the balls to pluck the tiger's (CM) whisker like that. Now they aren't just plucking, they are totally shaving it's pussy.

Malaysiakini says:

Advertorial purposes:

I'm accepting full scholarships from any party to do a law degree, if you see the diamond in me, and you want me to study at your college, kindly contact me. More to read today, keep scrolling down =)

love me or hate me

2007-04-23T09:22:00.000+08:00

I tried to be spiderman, but most people think I am a lizard

I'm sorry, I'm just upset.

Thinking minds that reads my blog, they think that when I write I tend to take my sarcasm too far most of the times. See this...

At 8:07 AM, zewt said…

i find that andrew guy... a lil... young in his thinking. sarcasm is one thing, but i think he takes it too far most of the time. just look at the way he always describe himself as hot and smart and whatever not...

oh andrew... are you reading this? haha!

Now let me tell you something, I DO NOT take my sarcasm too far MOST of the times. I take my sarcasm too far ALL the time. You will never find me writing as if the world is not revolve around me. You will never find me writing with an 'average' sum of 'sarcasm' and a average sum of errrr maybe..... stereotypical passages. If you don't like my passages, get out of my blog. You want to talk about integrity, let me tell you integrity, I'd rather have nobody reading my blog, than to suppress my opinions, thoughts, the juices and the talkshow humour I show to the world.

Oh yes, do you seriously think that I am so naive to think that I am the hottest male on earth? Have you never watched Stephen Chow's Movies?

"Kai Tai, Lei Tai Lei Keh Yong Qi Mat Yeh Ah, Lei Yao Mou Lei Hui Yan Tei Ke Kam Sao Kah, Nah, Tong Ngo Pong Pong Lei, Bei Lei Pa Tou Lei Zi Gei Liu Tun Ba La"

Translation: NOT AVAILABLE!

It takes a literature guy to understand good stuff. Look what Kenny Mah from Kennymah.wordpress.com has to say about me

Kenny Mah:

But if I may be a bit KPC and interject, I believe Andrew Ho's entry was meant to be taken in a sarcastic, sometimes self-referencing manner. He could easily be talking about his own blog, after all. Which was why I found it funny, heh heh.

That is right, let me teach you a little about literature. The first law of reading literature is, when you read a passages by an author, do not judge that piece of article base on your perspective, your mindset, your history or your preferred writing style. You should but first check up the background, the history, the writing style, the circumstances which motivate this author to write first. Without a clear background and reasonings of why would the author write this way, you will never grasps the essence of it. Especially in poetries.

Most people tend to judge things by putting others into their own shoes, but not the other way round, which is putting themselves in others.

I tell you, I'm 'so special' (in a good way of the other) you can't find anyone else that write like me in Malaysia. And because I am so, people will like me people will hate me. People will understand people will despise. It doesn't matter to me, in real life, I hate nobody I love all. In the online world......love me or hate me, hmm............doesn't make a difference, it's just blogging!

But seriously, if you don't take every piece of my passages with a little humour. Your hair will finish dropping by the end of the year. Okay, fine, to give you your ego boost back. I seriously, really really seriously, very very seriously do not think that I am very very, I mean very very good looking. People don't realise my existence because of my looks, it's my personality that counts.

It's like what Simon Cowell told Top Gear Host Jeremy Clarkson in one of his show: "You don't appear on TV because of your looks, you appear on TV because of your personality"

I write pointless things, people say I am superficial, I write seriously people say I'm insane. I think the best thing to write is still "the fucking cibai ah pek cut my queue, fuck him, he think he's older than he can cut my queue? If he's younger I'd have spat on his cibai bin."

I'm obviously not made for blogging :( but instead, greater things...... = )

Just Follow Law

2007-04-21T17:34:00.000+08:00

This is supposed to motivate me study 10 hours a day

For all you know I've decided to engage my brain more when I write these days. That's mainly because no.1, I am educated, no.2, I want to stop this culture in Malaysia where most blogger either 'talk cock about their daily lives and bitch so much they actually think that they will eventually become Xiaxue'. Let me tell you, it doesn't work this way. Xiaxue is one of a kind, any other imitations towards her will bring you right to 2 average readers per day.

The other one, is my dear and beloved Kenny Sia. Now I gotta love this guy because he made Kuching known as much as I do. Amen. But honestly, you got to have a highly creative brain and a gift to make jokes like JOKES. Or else, you'll be ending up making cold jokes and that is the most despise-able of all personality. You make cold jokes, people don't like you, you die, it's peer pressure you can't avoid.

And back to what I said in the first paragraph, I am inspired to write with my brain once again because of this new blogger call Zewt here. People introduced me to him and told me that this guy talks with his brain and people read it. Now, it is no secret that before him, the only bloggers that talks with a brain in Malaysia is mainly Jeff Oui and myself. Just at the verge when I was about to give up this Zewt shows up.

Now I've read his blog, and I don't know what's so special about it. He's obviously not as pretty as I am but when there are 50 comments in his comment box. I know there is something about him that others don't have. You see, I have more than 50 readers a day but most of them just read and go away. Obviously, my readers don't like to think or type.

But hey, the pursuit of fame should not lower ones integrity. Andrew Ho is a scholar and he will be a scholar. I can say that now because I'm 18. You gotta know, when you're 15, you talk politics, nobody gives two hoot. When you're enough age to vote (21 years old) You shout DAP on the street, you go to jail.

Baby I am so impressed by my intellect, you know what, the new trend in the blogging culture in Malaysia will be producing quality, thinking posts that inspires this society. And I'm pioneering it from today. Who cares to join?

I have a thinking brain and you know what........ if you like the STPM 'Just Follow Law' tag above, I have a better one for you. Put this on your blog. If you can't revolutionize everything, at least make the slightest difference.

Actual size when it appears on your blog

<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m107/
hoyozu/JustFollowLaw-1.jpg" />

*And no, this tag does not come with a link back to my blog. I don't cheat people to link me like that. If you however fell in love with me and insist on linking me up, you are welcome.

For those who doesn't know what the chinese word means:

In English: During my days with blogging

In Cantonese: Ngo Zoi blogging Tek Yat Zi

In Hokkien: Wa Di blogging Ye Jit Chi

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Digi-game

2007-04-21T00:15:00.000+08:00

When there are prizes to grab, there are insane people that would do insane things. Here, from the yellow prepaid, Digi, They proudly present you Crazy Cursor Catcher! It's a crazy and simple game everyone can play, weekly winners get a 1 GB shuffle ipod. Basically it's a game where you move your cursor (mouse) away from a monster which will chase it around. Avoid touching it and it's weapon.

The Highest level I went was level 4

Then the bomb came

And I died.

My highest score is 212, me who already think it's high spat on the monitor when I found out that high scores by other players goes as far as 1800.

What stupid things people do for an ipod.

Today I am a man...

2007-04-19T23:36:00.000+08:00

Yesterday Kuching had a health seminar

Yesterday Nestle decided to make their yogurt expires

And yesterday, I chose to call 18 April my 18 birthday. So you can actually try buying the 4D number 1818. If you win, buy me a present.

Yes, yesterday was my birthday, I was born on the 18 of April 1989, the stars shone, the angels sang, lo and behold, I was born. Big deal, yeah, it kinda is for me, but you can always choose not to appreciate life, see yourself insignificant, live your life worthlessly not knowing how to give thanks to the fact that you are alive, breathing and you managed to live through year by year. Err, no, don't be angry towards me but I want to thank God for the truth that I'm alive and lol, I am a big boy now. I am responsible to take care of my own life, before that, nah, it was my parents job to keep me alive. So this was what I did....

I went out early at 9 a.m. to collect some certs and money from Segi, they apparently love my blog and decided to crown me King on such a good day.

Later I went out to have brunch (breakfast + lunch, early meal, yes this is a real word) with my friends and decided to hang out the rest of the day in my friend's huge house. (Yes, I do have a life out of this idiot blog, most bloggers don't, I do oh I do.)

Having utilised all the cool things in his house like the TV larger than my body, his fridge with all the soft drinks, his 3 computers with large LCD screen so much so my blog which is coded to align left stick at the corner 1/3 the size of the screen, his bathroom apparently with built in hot water, his father's Osim massage chair and his maid...... who had to wash my used towels. I am so glad he don't hate me.

By evening they brought me out for dinner and movies, just like what usual teens in Kuching would do on a birthday.

The food I had were...

Butter chicken cooked with some fish,weird stuff, it's not even on the menu, we just asked them to do it

And also....

Stew Lamb with Noodle, taste just fine, I rate it....normal.

I drank....

Teh Tarik Special, I don't know what's the special part but Kuching people sure love to make their drinks to many layers, they make tea as if they're mixing cocktail, I remember drinking tea with 5 layers. That's how obsess they are

And....

Sago Milk Tea

I ate with people like.....

And also faces like....

So I ended like.....

3 KG heavier, no I'm not FAT

Having that done, we went straight to the cinema to catch 'Just Follow Law', I have heard lots about the movie and how humorous it is. I have to say it is indeed really good.

I like how down to earth it is, since it is a movie from our region country friend Singapore, we Kuching lang should like it a lot. Especially when it comes with good values and hokkien jokes that is very much close to our culture. It is a great movie from Jack Neo, the best thus far, I totally love it. It's absolutely not from Hollywood and it doesn't tell me all the crappy lifestyle I should live to be wayyyyy cooooool and die so much younger from STD's.

Until next time, here is it your moment is in, go tell someone about my blog and make them love me. Have a great day. Student go do your studies, don't spend too much time on kennysia, don't learn anything from xiaxue, and blog only after you got your maths done. It's good advice from me, after all I'm 18.

local bloggers, their blogs, their superficialities, their intellect

2007-04-17T00:24:00.000+08:00

Some people wonder why I do not write more intellectual posts rather than entries that are simply meaningless, pointless, personal and other times stupid. Quoting from a meaningful post from this place, it says

Andrew Ho is perhaps the greatest single example of this. He caters for Malaysian readers who don't want to think. I love his posts, I really do. I read them frequently.But...

You know this thing about intellectualism, it's Socrates and not Brad Pitt. Now that's a little intellectual phrase you have to grasp. I am not stupid, and I certainly have ideas and comments about the happenings in the society, and oh how I should write with depth and substances about them.

~~But it is no secret, that the only reason people visit my blog is because of my looks.~~ But it is no secret that not every person is intellectual. As a matter of fact most people aren't. Most Malaysian aren't. Statistic shows that you piglets read only 2 1/2 pages of book each year. With that kind of performance, what exactly are our expectations? You want them to read things that require them to engage their brains and think sensibly? You might as well kill them. They would prefer you kill them.

Most people don't give two hoot of what you think, what you say and the ideas you generate from your retarded mind. In addition, MOST people are not even able to generate intellectual blog postings. Xiaxue does not even has a degree and Kenny Sia is 'when routine isn't exactly normal'. Do we seriously expect them to talk about substantial topics like the democratization of media or why anal sex is prohibited in Malaysia? Ya, tell me why can't I have sex before 21.

'Intellect' is a beautiful gift that can't be learnt, it is bestowed from heaven above. 10 people can read Socrates, but probably 2 would love to read more. And only 1 can produce his own. But when Brad Pitt flashes his nipples, 3000 women get saved.

Superficiality is so much nearer to the human nature, it's like when you're horny and the two books you really have to choose from to read is No.1 Teenage Porn, and no.2 Spm History. Picking the first option is definitely sinful, but picking no.2 is impossible.

Our Malaysian culture and our brought up are built upon American ~~Pie~~ Media (stupid ones that teaches us fornication is good, big breast is good, big penis is also good, being cool is to be a pretty face and sleep with as many girls you can, write all their names down and count them before you go to bed, it just make you feel like Lion King, by all means, this things aren't mind building), special rights some of us don't have, why do we have to study so hard, why is their a moral subject at the first place, why do we have to study 10 subjects in high school and why is that the local blog with the most readers is Kennysia.

If you ever want your children to grow up an intellect, the first movie you have to show them is a documentary explaining why Hitler hate Jews. We, Malaysians, everyone, our brought up plays great role in shaping our society. If you feed them with other things THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, you'll have a whole generation of bloggers that goes like:

The fucking cibai ah pek cut my queue, you think you are ah pek then you can cut my queue, if you are younger I would have spit on your cibai bin.

Intellectualism anyone?

Lao Zha Bor

2007-04-16T17:05:00.000+08:00

Having watch this MV, I wouldn't disregard the elderly anymore....

My apples

2007-04-15T07:10:00.000+08:00

If you haven watch this tube, you should!

That's because my apple seeds sprouted last week!

I know they look like taugeh, but be fully convinced that they are apples.

I wished I could tell you just how apple it is.

They are really apples

powered by ODEO

I wonder how I wonder why
Yesterday you told me bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see
Is just another apple tree....... =D

Don't tell me it's lame, I know it myself.

Don't tell me it's stupid either, I know it.

Perodua Kambing

2007-04-12T00:33:00.000+08:00

This is what they did to Perodua Kelisa. I know it happened sometime ago and it's not new but you know I don't say anything until I'm sure.

Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has come under attack in the Malaysian parliament last week for labelling one of the country's cars the worst in the world.

The BBC presenter has been filmed attacking the Perodua Kelisa with a sledgehammer before blowing it up.

And on the show, he described it as "unimaginative junk, with no soul, no flair and no passion".

I somewhat agree with him!

He also calls Perodua Kelisa a fridge. Wait till he sees Proton Juara, the coffin car.

But it is truth, that our Perodua Kelisa has never received a single complaint from the British.

And I think I know why........

Where on earth, can you spend only 5000 euro to buy something that look so alike to the MR BEAN CAR!

Beanmini!

The Kelisa Reflecto

And with a little bit of photoshop, Kelisa don't have to be an "unimaginative junk, with no soul, no flair and no passion". It can look kinda cool.

So why not drive a Kelisa. If you can't afford to buy the best car in the world, as least have the privilege to drive the worst.

But one thing uncreative about Perodua is how they name the cars. Seriously, they have Perodua Kelisa, Kenari, Kancil, Kembara and it makes you wonder sometimes what would the next name be if they insist on the 'K'.

Perodua Kambing - We've got the 'K'

One Liner

2007-04-10T20:27:00.000+08:00

Sometimes when bloggers are kueh ka (hokkien), they blog a one liner and call it a post, this is one of the instances....

Bloggers are very human too.

Nuffnagees VS Advertletser (whichever rock your pants)

2007-04-09T22:15:00.000+08:00

Malaysia is a high end competitive country, even when most of your would like to disagree with me, you can't say I'm wrong when I tell you....

When there is a Proton, a Perodua came along

And when there is a MAS, Airasia joined the club

And now, when everybody knows there is a NuffNang, the Asia's First Online Blog Advertising Community, we have a new copycat------ Advertlets! Launched almost at the same time, Advertlets serves as the second Malaysian based online advertising thing. You bet, I don't like it!

That's mainly because I being an attractive and artistic boy prefer authenticity more than ........ imitations. Watch this.....

Nuffnang- Asia's first Blog Advertising Community
(click to enlarge)

Advertlets- Asia's better blog advertising network, what the fuck?
(click to enlarge)

Seriously, you can be competing with each other, that's not a problem, but do you have to show it out in your slogan itself?

As if that's not enough, when Nuffnang has...

(clickable)

Advertlets also came up with...

(clickable)

=_=" kiasu

One thing for sure, not all bloggers in Malaysia or anywhere else can enjoy advertlets. I took my advertlets code off instantly after I found this comparison chart on the advertlets site itself.

I say this because Advertlets requires a minimum of 100 unique visitors per day per blog in order to count you in as part of their community. Honestly, I think I'm a good blogger but the average unique hits I have each day is only 50++ . So I am automatically disqualified for advertlets. Where else Nuffnang only requires 20 unique clicks per day per blog which is rather relevant. And the Minimum payout amount. Come on....

You double the required minimum payout and 5x the minimum unique visitors while still claiming to be the Better Blog Advertising Community...... Well not all bloggers can afford to join your network.

It's like me saying, I am overweight and ugly but I'm still far more attractive then Edison Chen. (am I, am I?)

One more thing, advertlets poll is ugly.

*Don't be fooled by the Rm15000 for 300 bloggers skim, the minimum cash out amount is when your account balance reaches RM200. So even if you are lucky to get that Rm50, you still have to add up the remaining Rm150 until they have to pay you. In that case, they don't have to pay you instantly and if you never add up to Rm200, you'll never get your money. They expect thousands of people to sign up and review them, get free publicity while only need to pay 300 of them Rm50 indefinitely depending to when their account balanced up to Rm200. What good marketing strategy, I'm gonna open up an internet business soon.

WHOEVER WANTS TO FEATURE IN MY BLOG, RM20 AND I'LL BLOG YOU, DEAL OR NO DEAL?

Yeah I'm cheap, don't remind me that.

*Advertlets supporters, please don't hate me, it's just blogging!

Much Ado About Nothing

2007-04-08T00:33:00.000+08:00

I don’t like to talk about rich people, how rich they are, how much they earn per month, how many sports car they have and how good their lives is materially. That’s mainly because, no matter how much money Steve Job or Bill Gates has. It has nothing to do with me. I think it’s sometime rather irrelevant if not a total waste of time to count other’s property when that does not influence your lives in anyway nor add an inch to your stature. If it does, well bless you, go open a Microsoft.

I think it’s stupid also to say things like ‘Einstein didn’t need so many A(s) in his studies to become the smartest man in the world’. Well, Einstein didn’t get so many A(s) but neither did he spend so much time justifying his C(s). To add that up, Einstein figured out E=MC2, did anyone of us perform something like him?

‘Thomas Edison was a dropped out, and he was the greatest inventor!’ That comes to show that to be successful, you don’t really need to have the best education! Well, do you know that ‘Ali Bin Ahmad was a dropped out from school and he is now in jail?’ Does that ring any bell on your head?

We cannot generalize the entire society base on a unique case.

And we cannot generalize the entire society base on 2 unique cases too. No you can’t even if you can give me 2000 names of some high school dropped out that is making millions. Why, because there are a few hundred thousand high school graduates each year in Malaysia alone.

Do you know that the statistic shows that 2/3 of the millionaire in the USA are C(s) student?

If you are to tell me that, I’d tell you that 90% of population in India is illiterate, and they are so poor they can’t afford to buy bras to cover their breast.

There is no such thing as ‘one-formula-fits-all”. As much as there are these high school drops out that make it to the top of the world, there are other high school drop outs that burn in hell.

I like to see all of us (including myself) as an individual and unique case. And we are certainly not bound by statistics or the general views of the society. If we are willing to work it out to be the top, to be different or successful. We are able. It’s not about Einstein and his C(s), it’s not about how much that Timber Tycoon has by cutting trees. It’s about what we want and how we decide to make things happen.

If you are that person who always dream to ‘make a difference’, ‘be so unique’, ‘turn and shape the world’, let me encourage you, history makers does not have a person in whom he can refer to. He is first, and before him was none.

Good Friday & Kuan Yin

2007-04-05T12:49:00.000+08:00

I try only to update my blog twice a week, but for this week I did more because tomorrow will be a good day for 2 main group of people. No.1, it's the Good Friday. No.2 it will also be a day for the Buddhists to celebrate the birthday of Kuan Yin.

News on the Star says that it is really rare for this two occasion to bump together, and it only happened twice in more than 200 years. Which is this year 2007 and the year 2027. In other words I'd be 38 years old when that happens again. I wonder if I'd have children then.

Now there is this part of the news which I think is rather funny, with all due respect to the Buddhist, I still think it's funny. A lecturer from USM expounded that....

Kuan Yin became woman after he helped many infertile women conceived............ =_="

That's like the first transsexual happening in religion myths.

Anyway to my fellow Christians, enjoy the Good long Friday tomorrow. Don't kill rabbits. And check out my apple tree post below!

Killing a mocking bird - Planting an apple tree

2007-04-04T12:00:00.000+08:00

Creativity comes with a price, usually a stupid one.

I hear from a friend that if you do it the right way, it is possible for you to get an apple seed to sprout in Kuching (Malaysia Boleh!) It need not necessarily grow into a tree, but it can sprout. To separate truth from fiction, I've decided to put this into a test. So this is my attempt to plant an apple tree on Kuching soil. (if you are scratching your head thinking what's the big deal about this, well, we don't plant apples in Kuching because the climate doesn't suits, it's like someone trying to plant Durian in Antarctica, get it?)

I'll tell you exactly how I do it, and hopefully some of you crazy people might join me.

That's what we all started from, but not necessarily how we'd end

Firstly, you'll need an apple. It's non-compromising, you'll need an apple to plant an apple tree. Some people just don't get that. After that you'll need to take the seeds out from it. For those who does not know the right way to do it, I've put on a real live illustration on youtube. Note that you must adhere to the way I do it closely so that the seeds wont be spoiled. WATCH THIS TUBE!

The outcome.....

notice my phone

Having done that, the next thing you have to do is to peel off the outer layer (dark brown skin) of the seeds. You'll also find a light brown transparent skin that sticks to the seed, peel that off too until it's pure white.

Here we go.....

Pure white

And the leftover chaffs

Following, put the seeds in a cap and let it soak with water, make sure that there is minor sunlight to ray over it. Leave it like this for a few days. The nutrients for the seeds to sprout comes from the seed itself. That's why I said earlier on , it can sprout.... I never say it'll grow into a big tree. But you've read this long thus far you might as well finish it.

leave this thing out at your compound for a few days

After a few days, you'll have to soil it now.... you can choose to lay it on the ground it's really up to you. But I'm just doing it for the fun so I dug some soil with a spoon and put it on a cup. That's it.

And my seeds will live in that thing after they finish swimming in the cap. Whether they sprout or not, it will still be their burial ground.

Perhaps just someday, in one of their dreams, this may really come true.

Just like it happens to sometimes, some of us.......

Disclaim: This post has nothing to do with Apple Inc. They never reply my emails to discuss about sponsoring me with a new apple iphone. Screw Steve Job and his apples.

Short Talk - Abomination

2007-04-02T20:47:00.000+08:00

I was very mad when I read these links on Uncyclopedia. This is what happens when you let those people write anything they want on the net. Ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous.

Uncyclopedia on Malaysia

Uncyclopedia on Malays

Uncyclopedia on Singapore

I couldn't give more, it's a total disgrace to this nation, this region and this world. Please read every word written and memorise them. Because when they are damn wrong, they are also damn funny.

On a total different matter, I found Xiaxue the Singaporean famous blogger removed Kenny Sia, our local blogger's link from her website.

And Kenny Sia checked in recently with a post refering to xiaxue.

It was fun when I play it, my generated blog post was:

I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

Now everybody can be a celeb blogger..... :D

Imagini tells my visual DNA

2007-04-02T17:38:00.000+08:00

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The Daily Quote

2007-03-30T09:23:00.000+08:00

1) When you spend 3 hours to think about a 15 minutes activity, you are thinking too much

2) I like people to think that I am smart, even when I'm not

3) Many things we cannot find time to do, except for eating

4) If you have 4 boyfriends in 4 years, you are mentally disturbed

5) They say 'it's better late than never', I say 'it's better never than late', punctuality is not an etiquette, it's character

6) Statistic tells me that the fear of death rank no.7 and public speaking rank no.4. When people ask me what's no.1, I tell them that the no.1 fear on earth is to find that your ex-girlfriend is pregnant

7) Let's talk about something more superficial, do you think my cheekbone's too big?

8) We all have unreached dreams, just like we have careless mistakes

9) Have you forced yourself to love someone you don't? Have you heard of Moral Studies in school?

10) By nature, we're all good, by reality, we all are sinners, if you're wondering why, it's the same reason why Adam ate from the wrong tree. No, not the serpent, I'm talking about the woman.

The best you can get

2007-03-27T09:36:00.000+08:00

I received a complaint from a friend the other day that she was infected with spyware while logging on to my blog. Anyone care to verify on this? She does however uses Internet Explorer and allow pop-ups. Anyway I was concerned that there were any harmful 3rd party links in my blog I took a check on it. Only to ensure that your computer doesn't explode when you log on to my blog. With that having said, it is alright, you are safe with me.

While in the process of doing all that, I finally chose to give up on using IE as it is technically not standard, unsafe and well, I broke up with IE, we just don't have a future.

Anyway, this is what I've found in MPH

The Givenchy Code

I wonder whether I should call that creativity, or plagiarism.

Well if you think that's bad, welcome to Malaysia~~

We have the most lethal badminton doubles pair, we have the best racquets in the world

We have the best Nikes

We have the best of running shoes RUNNA!
Like Puma, just cheaper

Crocs, the best cheese shoes from what was Rm120 now selling at Rm6.90.
Other than the brand, they are just the same

We are the best, we are the future, with the creativity we possessed we own this land. There will no tomorrows, without a little copycat, with our plagiarism and strategy we'll succeed.
HERE I COME VISION 2020!

About nothing at all

2007-03-23T07:00:00.000+08:00

Once in a while, I'll go down to KL to visit my brother. And whenever I'm there it's pretty much of staying in the hotel and do nothing really. Like some guys if not most, I don't enjoy shopping as much unless I have certain things in mind to purchase. Food instead is more luring to me instead of wardrobe. This reminds me of a statistic carried in the States I read in the papers sometime ago, it said Food remains as the No.1 interest for men. While the second is women....

I like this Donut call 'Happy' at Dunkins'. It feels good when your food smile at you, even when they know you are going to eat them.

At the same time 1901 sausage is by far the best sausage I've eaten while ayamas hotdogs just frail in comparison.

But of course, snacks from fast food chains are usually more expensive than what is offered on a downtown street. I had this in a crappy hawker place near college 17.

My Rm3.50 curry noodles plus a Rm1.20 drink are still slightly cheaper than one 1901 sausage bun.

I also found this Doraemon cake in Carefour, although I knew it was going to taste bad, I still willingly bought it.

It's technically and merely Japanese Tau Sar pau.....

I like the ambiance when dining in a restaurant but their food is often stereotype. Try eating Danish pastries in 18 different hotels and they would all taste just the same.

Yeap, nothing special....

Except for the fact that you pay 10% service charge, 5% gov. Tax. And that gives you all the right to play with your food.....

......like me

Setting Priorities

2007-03-20T22:46:00.000+08:00

Based on a true story.........

You see I really thought of closing down this blog and focus on doing things better, but I reclined to setting priorities right, time-wise and effort-wise because this blog is really one of the good things that I have. A good diary is great keeping it to yourself, but it's even better when everyone loves reading it.

I'll do it and someday you'll know it

A note for you

2007-03-16T14:14:00.000+08:00

Word Verification

2007-03-13T21:56:00.000+08:00

How many of you have found the 'word verification' thing on blogger very fussy? I mean, I do get it if you don't want spams but it certainly comes with a price. I do understand when they ask you to fill in a few alphabets to make sure you are a human...

But when they offer you really loooooong and altered letters.........

It sometimes make me feel like I don't want to add a comment anymore. Just look at those words....

They are here to make your life complicated

You know what, perhaps the next time when you log on to my blog, I should let you complete a word verification like this before you leave an angry comment just for the fun of it.

I am 13, this is my wife

2007-03-09T17:51:00.000+08:00

Anyone of you read this today? 13 year old among newly-weds

Have you ever wonder, what would have happened if you got married at the age of 13?

Would you want that to be among your fantasy in the night?

Fantasy might be just fun, but what happens if it turns into reality?

Ahhhh, this is year 2007 A.C, what is wrong with that community, you had just reached puberty! You know what that means? You have REACHED, but you damn haven FINISHED yet! Maikuku, your Lan Jiao don't even know how to stand properly yet, you want to get married. I am living in this country, me, me me me me, can you please spare me news like that. Just 3 days ago you told me our DIRECTOR OF ANTI CORRUPTION AGENCY IS CORRUPTED, now you tell me our 13 year olds are getting married! I don't blame the kids, they are young, they don't know any better but what is WRONG with the PARENTS! When you are 13, it's a crush, do you really need to go that far?

This is how I am going to introduce myself next time, 'Hi, I'm 13, this is my wife.' :D

That is sure one way to prevent premarital sex!

The Tag Game

2007-03-09T01:44:00.000+08:00

WARNING: You Might End Up Puking After Reading This, Proceed At Your Own Risk!

I don't really play the tag game but some friends had tagged me and I reckon it to be rude if I don't reply.

The tag game is a simple game bloggers play to get people to say 6 weird things about themselves. And since I am in this, I have decided to tell you some really weird things, things that you should never know about me.......Grrrrrr

1) I am manipulative and dangerous, I pull my wallet extra slow after lunch so that you'll have enough time to stop me and offer to pay for everything.

2) I am a good pretender and a hypocrite, you wont know what's in my mind even when I am sweet talking you, my facial expression? Flawless.

3)I don't remember faults others do to me for a long long while because my revenge is always sucessful.

4)I know it when a person dislike me, and I will make sure everyone else dislike him. Ultimately, I am the popular dude, and you? 'L' on the head Loser.

5) You hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.

6) Some people say 'good lies are 90% truth', No they are wrong, 'Good lies are 100% truth', and that's what I tell.

Do you love me more now?

You Chiak Sai lah you, no, none of the things I said above is true, I found the tag game so pointless, what for you ask people to say weird things about themselves. Want to say also say good things mah. No wonder they say all bloggers are weirdos...... I quit.

P/S: Don't take this personally, the tag game is fine, I am just trying to make storm in a teacup

Mai Gu Liu

2007-03-07T20:02:00.000+08:00

I was eating in one of the restaurant in Kuching when I found this funny menu, have a good look on how they name their drinks.

And of course, when there're boys, the girls gotta be around somewhere.

So I placed my order and called out Mr and Miss Strawberry. Apparently Miss Strawberry is taller and slimmer.

Below onwards you have to understand hokkien in order to get the joke, in the same menu, I found a tea by the name 'Gu Liu'. And it sounds much like a crude word in Hokkien.

So when the waitress speaks hokkien, it literally sounds like this

Waitress: Lu Ai Gu Liu Teh?

Andrew: Wah Mai Gu Liu.

Andrew (Turn to my friend and ask) : Lu Ai Gu Liu Boh?

Friend: Wa Pun Mai Gu Liu.

Anyway we ordered and the tea looks like this

Ain't that cute?

2007-03-06T13:05:00.000+08:00

I saw a really cute boy in the papers today.

Ain't that cute?

For those questioning the autheticity of the picture, yes it is real, why can't you just believe it. Grrr......

Chap Goh Mei Special

2007-03-04T23:26:00.000+08:00

Yeah, it was the last day of Chinese New Year last night and I took some incredible pictures thanks to my neighbour who blew up tons of fireworks right above my head.

But of course, I mentioned about how Kuching works with its fireworks already so today I got something different. SEE this from the star newspaper

The Ang moh's Valentines day is to buy overpriced roses and chocolate, but the Chinese's version is relatively economical. All you need to do is buy an orange, write down your name, phone number and toss it into the lake. Whoever intrested in meeting ups will then pick up the orange and ~~eat it.~~

So guessed what I did...

I thought it would be fun doing it because of what I read in the papers UNTIL I reached Kuching Waterfront where our river lies. The whole place was.....

And I was....

I was actually so naive to believe that Kuching people would actually spend time to throw oranges with their numbers and names into the river and took a hook to catch the oranges back only to call someone they don't know out of the blue to prove that they are desperate for love they would do anything.

In short, nothing happened la, no cha bohs, no chicks, no yeng zhai, no nothing la. The only attraction there are those Indians trying to sell homemade viagra call "Gambir Sarawak".

Anyway, I had a long walk along the waterfront and I consider that good excercise, I did throw 2 oranges after all. If anyone happens to grab it, I advise you to just peel it off and eat :S

With all due best wishes for the rest of the year ahead, let's live a great 2007 together

Happy Chap Goh Mei guys.....

short talk

2007-03-03T01:35:00.000+08:00

A guy came to my blog while searching for this at 12.30 a.m. Nope I'm not proud of it.

Note: 'this' may vary shortly after this post's released date.

In addition, I just took a Bible quiz answering 42 questions and the result shows:

You know the Bible 100%!

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
Create MySpace Quizzes

For your info I answered 'No' for the last question. And yeah, you can try out the quiz on your own and tell me how much you get on ya first trial.

For all you know, I am a blacklist in my formal church, my pastor loves me as the bible says "loves your enemy" and I get my ass kick every time I blog about Christianity.

Have a nice day, God bless....

Digi always the smarter choice

2007-03-02T02:51:00.000+08:00

My phone rang in the middle of the night. I have been having spare money in my Digi prepaid account so I haven been reloading my phone. All I did was send Rm25 from my phone to mum's and sent it back from her's to mine. Doing that eventually buys me a week's call time and I have been doing that for 3 weeks. Out of these 3 weeks, the most irritating thing was that Digi happened to sms me everytime in reminding my expiry date at 2.20 a.m in the morning. And it's not cool when your phone rings at the hour of time.

I know it is stupid to reply to the 200 Digi number. But I just couldn't help to think that perhaps, I mean perhaps if I reply to them, it will get through and someone from Digi might read it. Hence I typed my message and sent it back to Digi.

Well, one thing for sure, they didn't reply me. But who cares anyway, we sometimes do stupid things in life and be happy about it. Yeah, and hotlink didn't pay me for doing this, but I would say Digi has a very problematic slogan. "Digi always the smarter choice", do you know people can turn that slogan around with a little twist like......

Vocal Workshop

2007-02-28T11:23:00.000+08:00

I saw this funny T-Shirt while joining a vocal workshop conducted by Juwita Suwito the other day. It's alright if you don't know who she is, most people don't know either. The back of the shirt says

How cool is that. So having put on this shirt, I was confident to perform with my angelic voice with a touch of auto or semi-bass vocals. While ready to impress those poor people with my voice which they could only afford to dream of having, someone pull me aside and said "Andrew, you cannot sing here, here got so many people, with your voice like that you can only sing at the other room." I asked "Where is the other room?"

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My sweet comments

2007-02-27T18:58:00.000+08:00

I really have to say, some of my readers are among the smartest people. I am not angry at all with those comments, I mean, I'm not angry when people start to make sense. See this

Anonymous:

to quote and un-quote you. If Christians were to share the same kind of attitude, Dan Brown should be dead by now. Which is not totally a bad thing....u should remember in writing the ending matters most. even if the content is sarcastically woven into it, u won't get far with ppl. Xiaxue is a good example with her navy / marine guy's entry. btw, u dunno know me either. so... lets reserve our judgement of each other.

Anonymous:

lets see.there are so many christians out there all with their own denominations. in extreme cases, they will degrade other denominations just to make themselves sound better. that is not a true christian either. but that is not the point.the point is andrew's post is bringing down christians. if ur a christian, if u have really done something wrong (which i excerpt he did acknowledge in his post but unwilling to repent) then u would've posted it in a remorseful way instead of it being full of anger. why i say this? ur giving the impression that christians when done wrong are not willing to admit they are wrong (to repent or not is another matter). that is wrong in christianity. that is wrong in so many ways due to the fact he has being harping on how much he loves Jesus Christ and yet he's showing this. That is a hypocrite for ur saying one thing but doing another. I am being so passionate about this is becoz so many Christians harp about Christianity but they don't practice it in the fullest sense. Religion is something that u should endeavor and hold close to ur heart. Actions speaks louder than words.

To Andrew :Dude, if u can't take thist comment, then why r u begging for viewers to leave comments? Chase me away if u want, but u want comments and i'm giving u not one, but two. In each one, u seems to be unable to take the 'harshness' of my words. Do u expect only good comments? I don't think there is perfectness in this world mate.

I think ur a passionate Christian, but if u post something like this, ur bringing down the rest of the Christians. Yes, this is ur blog, ur emo channel. Take Xiaxue. If u want to be as famous as her, u have some responsibilities to society. Yes, you're seventeen not yet eighteen. So? Not only urself ok?

btw, u can only slap me right and left, up and down is my chin and my head. if u want to, gladly to let u slap me. just to let u feel shameful and wake u up.

i leave my comments as no comments from now on.

p.s. i dun hate u either andrew. but u need to take it easy. other than that, take ponstan when u have ur menses. it lessens the pain.

I have to say I am not Xiaxue, and I don't want to be one, ever.... I just want a lot a lot of money and a lot a lot of women. How simple :D

This writing business is getting pointless or perhaps I should just stop blogging at the right time......

Bang Me!

2007-02-27T01:05:00.000+08:00

So long in youth ministry, now having coming out of the damn thing, I realised one thing with those older guys and now since I'm 18 year old in 2 months time, my peers, my best friends. They all came and left giving me the same reason -----"I gotta leave for studies". CHIAK SAI! I hate it, why can't a bunch of people meet and stay good for a long long time? CHIAK SAI! I know what you wanna say "Andrew...............you are so like a girl, emotional". YOU CHIAK SAI! YOU WATCHED TOO MANY MOVIES, YOU THINK ALL THE BOYS ON EARTH ARE LIKE THE TV STARS, ALWAYS MACHO, ALWAYS COOL IZZIT? They all bluff you want to earn your money and show you things that you could never do in real life only lah. YOU GIRLS, PERIOD COME EARLY YOU SCOLD US, PERIOD COME LATE YOU SCOLD US, PERIOD COME TWICE YOU SCOLD US, PERIOD DON'T COME YOU SCOLD US, PERIOD COME ON TIME ALSO YOU SCOLD US. Hey, boys can come period also you know, I want to be emotional, I want to shout like a baby girl, which part of your body beh song? I don't even want to use proper English although I am capable of doing so, so what? I don't even wanna put this entry to paragraphs so that you can read easily. Let me remind you, this is my blog, and I can do anything and everything with it. I claim ownership and you don't give me money, you come here, read for free, laugh and go away. This is a channel for me to release my emo and shoot as much as I like, you not happy, call your lawyer and consult him where you can sue me. Now don't sidetrack me, I'm still emotional and 'fragile like the jelly' or 'fragile like the salt water fake breast implant', people come and go. That's how the world works. I accepted it. But I just have to give a shoutout, you and me both know why. It just happens. And we just have to let it happen...I label this post philosophy, and I don't even know why...

Compare-compare

2007-02-24T22:36:00.000+08:00

When an idiot made fun of Jesus Christ with his fictional story book, he became the best seller.

When a retarded woman made a random but 'nonfictional' comment in a TV show about the Islam religion, the show got pull out and she will probably be persecuted or be hated for a while.

For those that does not understand the Malay language, the blond woman commented about the age of Prophet Mohammed's wife, Siti Khadijah, and made it an example that is it alright for older women to be attached to younger men. (Siti Khadijah married Prophet Muhammad who was 25 year old at the age of 40)

It makes me think.....

If Christians were to share the same kind of attitude, Dan Brown should be dead by now. Which is not totally a bad thing....

Stop Killing Christians

2007-02-24T21:52:00.000+08:00

Stop picking on the Christians, they are not perfect.

You chicken mother, when was the last time you did something wrong and you lost your cool. Then this uncle or auntie or father or mother or friends or brothers came and told you things like “YOU CHRISTIAN AHH, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT, SAY THAT, TOUCH THAT, HURT THAT?” Oi, what is wrong with you?! Christians are not perfect, as a matter of fact, they are humans! You get it? Humans, like you, got blood, got hormones, got heart , got lung, got PENIS!

Please lar, I know with all due good intentions you have to encourage people to do good and be a better man. But starting with “YOU CHRISTIAN AHH, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT, SAY THAT, TOUCH THAT, HURT THAT” is not the WAY to make things BETTER! Only the sick needs the doctor. You no read the bible is it? You never care what Jesus said one is it? Where in the Bible have you seen Jesus curse a tax collector cum adulterer cum prostitute (WHORE, HOOKER) cum criminals. Notice the 2 idiots who died beside Jesus ain’t any good stuff either dude. But one joined Jesus in paradise.

Romans 2:4 says it is the kindness of God which brings men to repentance.

If condemnation is what you pastors, preachers, teachers, Christian friends and fellow men know what to show, I tell you, go knock yourself to the wall now. You are an abomination.

The bible says whichever causes you to sin (body parts) chop it off! You all that is pretending to be very holy, very good, very straight, I guess you have chopped your penis off hor?

Haven arr? Why leh? Because it is not possible for none is perfect and none was but the trinity. Stop depressing your fellow Christians, they need your encouragement, they need grace to change. Not another scolding word. They need a little understanding and by the grace of God may they change.

Faith comes with evidence and not contrary to it. And I have faith in my God, who does miracles beyond your imagination.

Quote of the day: He is sixteen, take his penis away from him he’ll still try to have sex.

Kaya & Toast Your Head

2007-02-22T20:19:00.000+08:00

I don't feel like entertaining you today. And there is a reason......

I went to this place to have curry this morning because this guy said the curry is damn nice.

After having the curry, I didn't think it was very nice, I'd only give it a B-. Nothing special really.

I don't feel very satisfied so I give it a little chance and tried some other dishes. This one is call the Chicken Ham Noodle. After the noodle arrived, I felt even more disappointed.

CHICKEN, This is Lee Fah Mee with salted soup, it tasted like shit like that. I tell you, you listen clear-clear, I do not use the word SHIT anyhow, especially when it comes to FOOD. My father diciplined me by belting when I was little, so I wont throw you a foul langguage if I am not TULAN enough. But when it comes to this one, I almost returned them and ask the chef to eat it himself.

Later, I ordered bread by the name kaya toast something. TOAST! Have you any idea what is a toast? Toast means you bake the bread till it's hot and hard like that then you serve it out. This one........Nabeh

COLDER THAN MY HAND!! THEY CALL IT TOAST! EVEN MY SHIT IS WARMER THAN THAT

See the inside, feel like burning the shop

It's not me being particular, I'm only bringing the truth, don't tell me my opinion is very subjective, When I say a girl is pretty, 10 other boys would agree she is. So my opinion is, the only thing that is savouring there is the Chai Kueh, in direct translation it's the Vegetable Cake.

This one is warm to it's warm, soft and tender, nay it serves with a slight sour hot chilly, that's what I call food. Other than that..........

I was really going to put a picture of some shits but I didn't do that to protect my dear readers, appreciate it and adore me.

Talks

2007-02-21T23:23:00.000+08:00

There’s this sometimes when your mind just turns empty and you have totally no idea what to write. Chinese New Year is fun, as usual, I turned nuts. Had a lot of food and still slim :D. People are getting back to work, that makes me go aimless because I don’t have a job. Tomorrow’s Thursday, I’ll play for 2 more days before consider doing a little more fruitful things like doing holiday studies or watch Desperate housewives season 2. Ooh, anybody knows who’s Juwita Sowito? I know her name is kind of weird but I heard she’s one of the Malaysian Idol’s vocal coaches and some famous vocalist which I don’t know of. You know, a little like me. She’s coming down to hold a workshop this Saturday so I think I’ll be attending it. I also think that I can sing……www.juwitasuwito.com

Anyway, I was ready to update something more literary but people seem to be enjoying my leisure posts more. They just refuse to understand me at a deeper level because it’s not worth the labor. By the way, you know this thing about leaving comments, it actually encourages the blogger, oh come on, you enjoy my blog and you know it, so leave some words down. I really pity Mr brown at www.mrbrownshow.com because people leave him so little feedbacks while hundreds of thousands download his podcast. Well…….at least he gets to be known. I got nothing, but I refuse to be nothing forever. So tell your friends there’s a great writer call Andrew Ho and adore me by sticking your tongue and and lick lick lick…..

Whether the world is beautiful or ugly pretty much depends on how you define it

It's the Kuching Chinese New Year

2007-02-18T11:35:00.000+08:00

I don't care if you live in Kuala Lumpur, I don't care if you live in Singkapo, If you have never been to Kuching, you have never experience the Chinese New Year Fireworks Display. I don't care Sungei wang spend how many thousand on their fireworks, in Kuching where the Prime Minister live far far away, we 600,000 Kuching Knights play fireworks like crazy it's a 45 minute terrorist bombing. And it's not the lousy kind of firecrackers, can hear sound cannot see flower flame one, it's the kind the government ban, even the police don't dare to come out from the police station, or else they will barbecued. This year despite of the rain, I held the umbrella, die die also took a few pictures.

This is the only time I'm proud with Kuching people breaking the law, I tell you, you listen good good. We don't live on trees!

We are capable to bring in illegal fireworks from China

Despite of the rain, I managed to take a short clip near home during the few minutes past midnight. I say HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR. This event is celebrated by 1/5 of the world population. So don't feel bad if you are a fucking asian and you don't have to be blonde! Lai Pang Pao Ah!

You read the newspapers says the police catch here catch there, caught all the illegal bring in of fireworks to Sarawak, I tell you it's all bluff one la.

no idea how computer works sometimes

2007-02-16T22:05:00.000+08:00

This is kinda fun:

Firstly,

You press the alt button and hold it, then you press these numbers 29482, then you release the alt button

Do the same for all the following numbers including the first one above,

alt 20320 alt
alt 26032 alt
alt 24180 alt
alt 24 555 alt
alt 20048 alt

And you'll see a chinese word coming out after pressing each set of number it shall result into "Happy Chinese Pig Year"

I did that on MSN and it works for my desktop, I tried on laptops and it doesn't seem to work, donno ~~~~ =)

Short talk Math

2007-02-16T08:46:00.000+08:00

Valentines is over, so go and kill yourself. I received 3 bouq of flowers and 6 packets of chocolates so don't try to impress me by telling you got one Rm7.90 rose from a stranger. The flowers withered and the chocolate melted, I'm still single.... Now I'm quietly waiting for Chinese New Year so at the meanwhile, you go figure out why this guy can do math like that....

Similan Drink

2007-02-14T01:31:00.000+08:00

Today is Valentines Day. I don't have a girlfriend so you girls who are single can have something to celebrate over. While it is most common for flowers, cards, chocolates and retarded teddy bears to be the most popular buys during this season of time, something grabbed my attention while I was eating late night in one of the coffee shop in Kuching.

I am not proud to present you 'Jus Cinta' or in English ------ 'Love Juice'

Ooh, don't be naive, how could a cutie like me be single at the age of 17 and a half. It just happened that my girl broke up with me after we had this conversation....

Girl: What do you plan to do on Valentines dear?

Andrew: Dad allows me to drive that day, between you and me baby, I can't wait to bring you to this place where we can have some good love juices....

The Daily Quotes

2007-02-11T16:23:00.000+08:00

1)You make me respect you when you respect me first, vice versa

2)One famous American President which his name I've forgotten once said 'I destroy an enemy when I make him my friend'. I say 'I destroy an enemy when I kill him'. George Bush agrees with me.

3)Teacher says, 'There are many ways to achieve one’s goal'. I’m not interested, I just want to know one way that can help me achieve many goals. Teacher doesn’t know the way, that’s why they’re still teachers..

4)I’m not fat, I’m BIG BONED!

5)When I watch movie, the girl breaks up with the guy by saying 'It’s not you, it’s me'. I feel like asking the girl 'What’s wrong with you?!'

6)I read a teens magazine once when a boy describe love like this 'Love is like a dessert, it’s never the main course.' I think he’s crazy but I still like the expression.

7)Teacher: What do you think causes all the problem in the world?

Feminist: Men…

Teacher: What do you think made men causes all the problem in the world?

Andrew: Women…

8) I turned very shy when asked to talk with people physically attractive to me. So if I ever talked to you and I don’t seem shy, we obviously don’t have a future.

9) Pretty people is good. I am good.

10) The kind of people I like is the kind of people you like.

All quotes are original today

Lottery Comments

2007-02-08T10:04:00.000+08:00

Apparently I do not read a lot of blogs. And the 2 bloggers that I'd follow regularly is Kennysia and Xiaxue. I like Kenny's humour while Xiaxue excel in professional bitching. You have to agree with me it's not easy to get popular with that.

Besides that, there is this one thing that annoys me whenever I read their blog's comments. Let's take kennysia.com for instances

I call this the 'Hey I am first' Itis

And this does not end with the first comment, it's like striking a lottery, they have the followings

While I understand why you should be so proud of when you're No. 1, 2 , 3 , 4 , 5. What I don't get it is why shout out when you are......

Blog is a many silly things

lust at first sight

2007-02-06T21:16:00.000+08:00

Was chatting with my friend who is a girl on msn and it went like this:

Booty (not her real name): Oii, valentines day cuming, goin out?

Andrew: Err, donno leh

Booty: Y, no gf meh?

Andrew: No

Booty: Y no?

Andrew: Cuz I’m gay

Booty: Gay also got go out for valentine lah

Andrew: wtf, stop talking or I’ll eat you up

Booty: u believe in love at first sight?

Andrew: No

Booty: Y no?

Andrew: Cuz it’s lame

Booty: As in?

Andrew: U talk too much lah, I don’t believe love at first sight cuz I am male, I only believe in LUST AT FIRST SIGHT

Booty: o.0

Andrew: Wake up lah, this is the real world, my fren sees a dog also say it’s leng lui, where got wat luv luv luv, love at first sight is a cover up for lust at first sight la

Booty: u dream crusher

Andrew: Crazy, I wouldn’t even bother to talk so much with u if u’re not pretty

Booty: u pig boy

Andrew: You flat chested airport

Booty: ........

Andrew: Don't be angry la, I buy u flowers la

Booty: really?

Andrew: My toilet got some plastic roses....

I Can't Be Wrong....... Happy Valentines

Happy Pork Year

2007-02-04T22:20:00.000+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year homie! Yes, I'm a yellow skined chinese with black eyes and black pubic hair so you just have to accept the fact that I'm not blonde. I can't wait until this 18th to talk about it. Just as all the stores and shops are dressing themselves up all red. Putting up all the horrible, annoying Gong Xi Fa Chai songs without concerning others feelings. The zodiac animal representing 2007 is the Pig. So I've decided to kick start my year with a nice pork chop at Kim Gary.

First I have this bloody soup

Then I have this yellow thing, bread and mud water

Then I gladly swallow the pig

Lastly I paid up, which I do not enjoy doing it and I think an excellent restaurant should never charge its customer for food

SoO HeRe We Go

Happy Pork Year Everybody~~

Snow World

2007-02-01T14:29:00.000+08:00

Pity downtown boy like me never seen snow, so I decided to pay snow world a visit while in Genting. The entrance is RM16, which I thought was worth it until I realised all they did to me was puting me up in a big refrigerator with soap bubbles falling from the high ceiling to make it look like snow dropping off and hard thin so called snow which looks more like the ice we find in Air Batu Campur laying still on the ground!

The temperature was -8 'C that night

So it was, I walked to the counter to purchase the ticket for the soonest timeslot available

I was entitled to redeem a free ICE-CREAM at the FREEZING BAR in a -8 CELCIUS SNOW PARK. What I needed was a Tom Yam Steamboat with Whisky served by hot G-string waitresses.

No one is allowed to bring phones or cameras inside ..... the truth is they will take the pictures for you and sell it to ya' overpricely. Snow, you see....... Just one thing, how come I couldn't make snowball to throw at my friends with the fake snow there? Guess it's fake after all.

And of course I posted this picture before, but I didn't mention that I was laying my butt on the Panda's ear.

The Gospel Of Hope

2007-01-29T21:14:00.000+08:00

Note: There're 2 posts today, if you don't like this, resume to the more light hearted one below

Many teenagers get tired of church as they grow older. It is obvious that this too colourful world has too much to offer than the restrictions the church has to preach. Face the fact that no matter how good the church musicians play or no matter how revolutionized Christian music has become, from the transition of old hymns to contemporary planetshakers. Church music still frail in comparison with what the world has in store. Church music is boring. I stayed in a youth ministry for 4 years. Any time you walk in the room you’ll be finding a bunch of kangaroos jumping up and down singing their lungs out. While outwardly appeared to be excited, me, I’m talking about me, inwardly, I felt so bored. Duh……

There is a reason why teens get burnt out at some point of time. Even for those that served in the ministry for years. The reason is that people fail to grasp the gospel, the gospel I call hope. And preachers pay a great responsibility if not greatest. Because they missed out the gospel, they missed out the full gospel. I blame it heavily on the preachers because they serve as a mouth piece for God and they hold high accountability in a ministry. What then Andrew is this heck of a gospel you are talking about?! Now don’t you raise your voice against me. When I write you read, if you hate it, you leave. Never raise your voice against me because you are not qualified. I’m sorry, I may look like a decent boy outside but reality is that I pay respect to very few people. Especially preachers. I might look dumb when I sit down and listen to anyone blabbering. But rest assured before the sound of your voice had the chance to trigger the senses of my brain, I had already drew an early conclusion of what you are. I speak very boldly and arrogantly when I have to. Many times I don’t, but I am human.

Most churches today has appear to be a discipline school and a discipline school only that teaches people what to do and what not. They have only to tell you what you do wrong and what you should. Listen to me preach and see if you would like to agree.

”I know there are some terrible things that happened to you recently and you’re asking questions. I’m telling you that bad things happen sometimes because the Lord wants to test you. He is putting some trials and temptations to make your life harder so you’ll grow stronger. It is also a warning to you that you’ve been sinning and not listening to His voice. You are not very blessed but it is okay, if God wants to bless you he would, time will prove everything and you just have to be patience and wait. You should check yourself and see if there is anything wrong in your life first”

Before you read on, ask yourself, does that sound familiar?

If you agree with what I have just said up there, give yourself sometime, you’ll backslide soon.

Give any unbeliever that statement and see whether he wants to be a Christian.

What is wrong? You like to shout don’t you. Shout at me now, what is wrong with my statement?!

Our father in heaven, holy be thy name, thy will be done on earth as it is done in heaven, give us today our daily bread, forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sins against us, do not bring us to the test…..

Did Jesus say, do not bring us to the test? Did Jesus pray to Our Father in Heaven that He may not lead us to tests? Oh I’m sorry, Jesus prayed wrongly, it appears that He is not all that smart either, let me correct Jesus, it should be, do not bring us to the test provided that when You want to test us so that we will grow stronger Amen.

You don’t like me saying that don’t you, ooh profanity, blasphemy, stone Andrew. Crucify him.

I don’t even need to explain, those who have brains let him understand. If you’re not very smart, don’t read, please don’t. It’s not suitable for you.

How about the check yourself theory, check yourself, see your sins, correct them or it’s making you die. That’s why you’re not blessed. What is wrong with this doctrine?

Owh, I know what is wrong, Jesus didn’t die on the cross. It was a conspiracy, He was just pretending He died on the cross, dying in your place, sacrificing for you to redeem you from hell! It was all pretending. NATO, Non-Action Talk Only. He didn’t washed your sins away though it is as scarlet as blood, he didn’t make you as white as snow. No He didn’t. Am I correct, or am I just being silly.

Sometimes, the gospel I received, the free gospel that brings salvation to all men that I once heard was not so FREE after all. There’s always some requirements I need to meet. There’s always some sins in my life I have to deal with. There is always some things I need to do in order to exchange God’s blessings. When things goes wrong, it’s always me that’s not good enough therefore I have bad times.

I’ve learnt wiser, not too wise but a little wiser. I learnt not to believe in men or men’s opinion or whatever random people have to say. I don’t even read random books from random writers, self-claming that they are great people, Christians whatsoever, I don’t trust them. I write too, I know what crap can comes up.

No wonder teens get bored of church.

There is just too much dirt that need to be wiped off. There is a need for a gospel revolution.

There is a need to post a shout out, to tell people that IT IS FREE! IT IS FREELY GIVEN BY HIM, FREE! YOU DON’T NEED TO PAY A DIME, YOU DON’T NEED TO MODIFY. YOU DON’T NEED TO DO A THING, YOU JUST NEED TO BELIEVE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SINNER PROBLEM THERE’S ONLY A BELIEVER PROBLEM. YOU DON’T NEED TO BE PERFECT TO BE BLESSED, YOU CAN BE BLESSED, AND YOU CAN BE BLESSED TODAY! THE PROMISES ARE REAL, THEY ARE NOT CONDITONED, CHRIST HAS FULFILLED ALL THE CONDITIONS, THEY ARE HERE FOR YOU, TAKE AND TAKE IT NOW! Do you not know that salvation has more to offer than just being saved from hell?

The reason people would prefer the more colourful world is that you owe them the colourful gospel. The one Jesus painted on it with his blood and all its glory.

Oh hail the veil is torn today,

the one which separated God from men

Oh hail now since the glorious death,

From now my God sees me face to face.

To hell with you those,

the precious mouthpieces of God,

Which fail to declare the glorious truth in its unaltered glory.

Preachers make it hard sometimes for people to be blessed.

I heard from a missionary friend some time ago, he told of a true story. He said one day a pastor was driving his cab down the street when he picked up a gay couple. Owh I’m sorry, you didn’t get it, I mean homosexual. Male to male, anal sex. You get it now? I love doing that, it jerks all the religious minds. From the conversation the pastor learnt that they are gay, so he asked if the couple goes to church. The man replied no, he added people like they are never welcome in churches. Church despise them much and often say they will go to hell one day. The pastor turn around and said to them “You don’t go to hell because you are gay, you go to hell because you don’t know Jesus”.

It is not the sin that should come first brother, God will deal with the sin, He can change them, just as He can bless you SINNER. But first, believe in Him……

Quote of the day: I know you sin everyday, yes, you do. If sin is a wall to separate you from heaven, you will surely go to hell. There must be some other way.

Are you going to die a virgin quiz

2007-01-29T15:54:00.000+08:00

I have taken a handful of quizes on the web and I reckon many of them are lame, I might blog them up later but before that, let me introduce my self-written quiz to you.

Are you going to die a virgin?

Warning: This quiz is written by ME, I have faith to believe it has 0% of sense and accuracy. It is never meant to be taken by pilgrims and those with no sense of dark humour. If your country does not allow you to view such things, please ignore them.

I think I am

I reckon I am

If I am a male I like to bring girls to dine

I am happily

I would choose to commit suicide when such things happen to me

You believe you are

If you really have to choose you would prefer becoming

Assume that you believe in after-life, in your next life you wanna become

Again, you think you are

When you are very very angry, totally readied to sin, you'd use the langguage below

Note: If you pick "I'll commit suicide if Andrew stops bloging", you get zero mark for that question. Highest score can go up to 1000/1000 and it shows that you not going to die a virgin at the same time pretty desperate. Lowest score goes as low as 20/1000

Awarded but not too proud

2007-01-26T10:32:00.000+08:00

This morning I woke up to checked my junk mail and I found this

Someone call what Bill Austin emailed me and told me that I have won a crappy 'blog of the day award' which is as a matter of fact, a site that he started giving free html blog awards to people, I am okay with the award thing, just that no money given also considered as an award one? Americans are very free.

Actually I have already attacked this site some time ago here, he also replied to my rants here, but I guess Americans are pretty liberated people, they wont hate you anyhow when you express your opinons. They just send 20,000 troops to your country that's all.

After my lightning fast Asian mind analyses this award thing, I found out that it's a total conspiracy. That blog has 940 links from 312 blogs and he rank 9190 in technorati. Ooh, I see it's just a site that wants to get popular by giving people html code.

Anyway, he did something good by awarding me, so I'm just gonna fall into his trap and put the code on my site.

Pui, when am I gonna get to do something big in life than typing stuff behind a square monitor. I have dreams to soar, great and wild dreams ---- just that it's outside this virtual world.

Your Celebrity Face

2007-01-25T01:56:00.000+08:00

A friend introduced me to herritage.com while telling me that this site would analyses faces for people and tell them which celebrity do they look like. Boy, isn't that a great way to make a good site. It's like fulfilling everyone's dream to become a celebrity. So, the thick faced me with a fat body, no packs and man breasted chest decided to give it a try.

I started off with my blog's template face which shouldn't be new to you

The site analysed and Tada! They told me that I am 60% GONG LI LOOKALIKE! I literally choked on my saliva and decided hence that I'll go for a nose job like Xiaxue.

Even more amusing, I was 46% alike to Nicole Kidman, I thought that's not very bad, but I have faith to believe that the site was built to hurt me after all, they showed me the ugliest picture of Nicole I've ever seen. I mean, the hair looks like retarded seaweeds.

Thinking that it should be all, my worst nightmare came to past when...

So I rubbed my head on the hair and comforted myself that it was just a lousy picture, I got better pics than my blog template, I'll just retry and it'd be better, So I did it again, this time with this pic which I reckon isn't too bad looking

Seriously that's all I got, hoping not to be disappointed, the face analysis came up only to show me a dead man's picture who I don't even know! WAY TO GO WITH THE CROOKED HAND!

What have I done to deserve this, I'm a virgin, I don't have a girlfriend and I suppose that isn't bad enough.

So I thought, I'm not the only blogger in Kuching, there are other bloggers, I should try them out and see what they look like, perhaps they'll be even worse. I decided to try Kenny Sia since he's so much indulged in fame, he's a Kuching dude, so he wont look much better than me after all. To be fair, I put on his best picture.

Lo and behold, that crappy site gave me such result

That guy looked like Lee Hom? Great, I'm starting to believe that Kuching can snow and pigs can climb on trees.

I am so pissed, you're reading me, I said I am pissed. I took out my phone, it's 1.36 a.m, I'm wearing my white singlet preparing to go to bed, I took a random picture and sent it to be analysed.

Good things happen to people who believes God loves them

Any resemblance is purely coincidental

Because I care

2007-01-23T03:30:00.001+08:00

I have my very own share of point views when it comes to freedom of speech. As the news where Jeff and Attan, the two Malaysian bloggers who got sued recently by The New Strait Times Press for defamation was brought to my acknowledgement. I was actually happier then sad. I was partially delighted because firstly, it’s not me who is getting sued and more importantly Malaysia is finally getting into business and facing the much avoided.

It has been long enough and a social joke when we Malaysians are oppressed in a way or another to keep in heart things unsaid and unsung. Obviously freedom of speech exists in this country but its freedom has her own limits. Then of course, never in a million light years have I dreamt for Malaysia to be as liberal as the United States where criticisms and opinions can be express so freely and boundless. Yet a little knowledge of World History would tell you that the States itself came a long way to reach what it is today. Malaysia which has just celebrated her 50th birthday had of course frail and fails in comparison to achieve maturity in its politics. As a result, we fail in many other kinds.

It will not take very much wisdom to understand that whatever Malaysia touches turns to stone. Our national airlines and national car company share their misery in shame while their were once a pride yet speaks of a different story today. We are generally weak towards competition and the only way for Malaysian based company to survive is to monopoly the market. A good company to go down next would be TM Net if there’d ever be any competition to arise. Doubtless to say there is something very wrong with ourselves and our system as a nation. The rich gets richer, the corrupted stays corrupted, the minority stays minor, the people stays silent. All are angry but none choose to speak up because they are fearful that someday somehow they will be put to jail and be filed under the ISA which is also commonly known as the Irrational Security Act.

I believe it will take a longer while before Malaysia starts to learn from all sorts of mistakes made and is making before we could finally step out as a first world country. I’m not a prophet but I would say we probably need another 50 years. If there’s a biggest problem, if you would kindly join me in acknowledging the truth, I would say that Malaysia has not yet come to a point where perfect unity in diversity is achieved. Nothing good will ever come out when several members in a family bites each others head off and expect their home to be vision 2020. Like Martin Luther King said in his prestigious political speech while campaigning for his own kind, quoting from him “I wish to see that little black boys and black girls join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers. I have this dream today.” It is not until we are able to do so, that we would see the slightest change for good in our current system. Yet that is just one of the many evil roots.

My hope is that the coming up generation will be different. If possible, better. The last thing I would like to do is to complain about everything this nation has to offer, like what I observed from the adults who had been here for a while. I am for the good of my country and its people, I am colour blind as long as you would join me in this sickness.

Someday Malaysia will soar, yet it is very much a wonder, when will the day come.

The Daily Quote

2007-01-22T01:59:00.000+08:00

1) Absence sometimes makes the heart grow fonder, while other times, it makes us forget

2) If you don’t like listening to my elaboration, I can simplify them into TWO words

3) The best way to prevent Aids from spreading is to have one partner

4) I believe in abstinence club just as I believe in miracles

5) Life is never interesting, you just have to make it

6) The reason I don't like taking up responsibilities is that I am too responsible

7) I am not gay, I just didn't find any girls that believe I'm not

8) Those who condemn wealth are those who have none and see no way in getting it

9) Teacher loves to say 'Be hardworking like the ants', I would tell my children 'Be a dinosaur'

10) Briefs are sexier than boxers

Disclaims: Some quotes may not be original while most of them are

Amelican Idioto

2007-01-19T23:46:00.000+08:00

I have a crappy fans club in friendster. I set it up for humour's sake but a few friends gave face and joined. However I knew none adore me because

And because I was using a picture with me drinking Pepsi, one of my friends ask me "how much did coca cola pay you for ruining Pepsi like that?"

It seems like everybody wants to be some sort of idol, in Malaysia alone we have more than 14000 groupings under the 'fans club' and still growing. What's with the world anyway, we are living in a society too comfortable we have nothing better to do. Take it from me.

Even worse, my goodness, the American Idol is on the run, and watching the show makes me puke. It's not the singing but the attitude, somebody help them. What is wrong with all those people craving for fame. Especially those 16 year old. I can't believe I'm watching big boys run out of the room crying because they don't get to Hollywood and they fail big time to kick off fame? You know what I think, I think they need Jesus.......full stop

I'm not going to watch American Idol again, at least not the audition part. They don't live in a real world, I do, I live in a second world country. I'm more alive.

It happens

2007-01-19T12:21:00.000+08:00

Having reformatted my computer, I accidentally lost 2 entries worth of pictures even when I had already saved up a backup copy. It just happens sometimes. The only picture I have left is this

Bought it for RM16 in Snow World

And my head that feels like this

Anyway I think there are 2 more people that are having a head blowing experience. They are both Jeff Oii and Ahiruddin Attan. The 2 Malaysian bloggers sued by New Straits Time Press for defamation. They will be in court and it will be interesting.

CM's Menu

2007-01-16T11:42:00.000+08:00

It happened that our local English Daily 'The Borneo Post' was lauching their new Sunday Edition Papers call 'The Sunday Post'. It's a pretty meaningless thing to do since the papers is still written by the same journalists and editors from Monday to Sunday. But I guess they just want to stir something new, appeal a fresher look or remind the public that they are still alive and kicking. Like bloggers changing their html templates.

So it was, the press gather together and they had a lauching party at Crown Towers last Saturday. The following day, I went to Crown Towers and I found a piece of paper sticking on one of the doors. I'm no paparazi but it's going to be pretty lame when I tell you what it is. I found the CM's (Chief Minister) menu of the day........

And when I read the menu, I learnt that what the CM got to eat were totally different from what the normal VIP got to munch. Now that's what I call style. It's like me going out with you, and I get to eat Sharkfin while you drink potato soup. I love the CM.

A crapped up menu

CM eats Sashimi and CLEAR Vegetable soup. It's not just vegetable soup, it have to be clear

While the rest eats Village Chicken

That's just the way it's suppose to be.

Spin City

2007-01-13T14:07:00.000+08:00

The world can never get more ridiculous today. I was in a cafeteria the other day while cruising the menu....

.....I found this.

I had a hard time figuring why on earth I was even there at the first place. On the other hand, I paid a visit to a chocolate house last week, it was my first time thou to meet this chocolate.

It cost me RM25 per pack and I didn't buy it for the taste but rather more for the experience

It was the worse chocolate I've ever eaten

I also spotted my own share of 'Engrish' tags when I found a Meat Ball Soup promo banner which was slightly misspelled

It also comes along with a unbelivabale Egg YORK crab

For those that didn't have any idea, I would like to surprise you that my name isn't Andrew Ho at all. Andrew is just what everybody calls me since I was 5 years old until today. But if you would like to forged my signature and attend to my million dollar account, I would advise you to put down my right name by law. Which is....

Ho Yong Zhou

Many at times people just take the initiative and make it Andrew Ho Yong Zhou. Though it is not my nature to brag but sometimes it's just too hard to be humble when you are perfect in everyway. As I have gotten relatively famous by the day, this was what I found in one of the lifts in Genting Highlands.

Aren't you just jealous, I'm the first blogger to have a food naming after me. As far as the world is concern, I don't hear any kennysia coconuts or xiaxue fake nose. But you'll always have Yong Zhou Fried Rice, now and forever hallelujah.

As for now, hail to this ridiculous world that's killing it's inhabitants off sanity and norm, I am currently negotiating with the transport ministry to put this sign in every road corners and roundabouts in Malaysia. Have a great day.

Genting Walk

2007-01-10T23:13:00.000+08:00

I stayed in First World Hotel during my visit to Genting. First World claimed to be the largest hotel in the world with over 6000 rooms. It is big but not exactly luxurious since all the rooms are compactly small. Genting can be very misty when evening falls, you can actually capture the clouds in a plastic bag. They will eventually condense into water droplets.

Theme parks and Casinos are unbeatable the main attractions in Genting. I wasn’t off age to enter the casinos and I don’t feel like bribing the security guards. They say you can go in by handling a Rm50 note to the guards if you’re under 21. Anyway, I decided to pay the theme parks a visit.

I am an adult

A 3 park deal tag let you play for one whole day at the 3 different parks available, which is the outdoor, indoor and the water park. The indoor park is pretty lame except for bumper cars which I happened to line up again and again for it. Outdoor park however is great.

I love these two, they just make you appreciate life more.

Cock Screw

Space Shot

And of course, there are also the less challenging ones for losers and high cholesterols.

And to those who refuse to admit that they are weak, you’ll probably end up like me.

The picture was taken so badly in doesn’t show any of my manliness. So I decided to take the ride again, this time despite of the thrill, we were very conscious of the camera. I was proud of the outcome.

Nevertheless, there are games that require you to paddle on water.

Or riding on a go-cart.

I can drive.

Beside the overprice food, I would say that Genting is a fun place to go.

Don't make me pee on you

2007-01-10T00:40:00.000+08:00

Aloha, I'm back and kicking! To explain my absence I was down to KL with some of my classmates last week. We went to a few places but there's not much to talk about except having a little more fun in Genting. I did some of the coolest things there, like this:

I love you baby but I've just reached home from the airport, that makes me lazy and tired, so just give me a day before I put on something more spicy okay.

Short Talk

2007-01-03T21:04:00.000+08:00

Hi everybody, I'll be away for a week from 3 Jan to 9 Jan. Good guys need a break sometimes. Meanwhile, enjoy my entry below, regards.

A letter for them

2007-01-03T12:15:00.000+08:00

I now understand what it means when they say you'll never understand until you experienced it on your own. However there are certain things which I'll never have a chance to experience, for example, ovulating. But of course there are also other things where we all share in common experiences. The time has come and it is now for me to miss you, all of you.

I started missing the days when we used to talk about our plans for a future so near yet seemed so far. The future that was always spoken of has come and it is today. I did not expect it to be pleasant as decisions are made to walk our separate ways, but neither did I think that it would be that bad. It has been a while since I felt so numb in heart, it has also been a while since I lost my appetite. It came too much of a surprise, I wasn't ready to lose anyone of you, and I wasn't ready to make new friends.

"And summer hath too short a date", Shakespeare was right when he said that good times are often too short. Like the evening sun so beautiful yet sets in its own time. I wished I could cry like a baby girl, but somehow I did not. I teared in the heart.

I know your faces, our experiences, the every day when we used to meet, to study and have fun, I know all these someday I might forget in time. Perhaps I may not even be mindful again on the same day of the month next year. But it doesn’t matter, because right at this moment, I have to say that I love you.

I should now take a deep breathe, knowing in heart that we might not cross path again for a long time, knowing that opportunities are less than more for us to meet and be like how we were. The ‘used to be’ shall never repeat itself again. But I shall make this prayer, as much as I hesitated, I pray that as we divide for better plans and paths, may the Lord prosper you with a hope and a future. I am Andrew, your high school classmate.

Happy 2007

2006-12-31T15:30:00.000+08:00

Andrew would like to take this timely date to extent a New Year greeting. As we welcome 2007, allow me to pray for all great blessings to bestow upon you all. Have a wonderful year ahead.

Entry 100

2006-12-29T01:03:00.000+08:00

This is the 100 entry I have written in this blog. It is a challenge by far I would say to be consistent in one thing and continue doing it even when nobody ask you to. I know you must be thinking that you have written far more entries than I did so what’s the big deal after all. Diamonds are expensive because they are rare.

As always, I put words together very carefully because I regard it as an expression of art. We can share the same knowledge of grammar and vocabulary but produces different styles and quality of literary pieces. Nonetheless, from time to time, I’ll always sit down to ponder upon what I have been doing, and the reason behind them, later decide whether to continue base on the report done by my analytical mind, which is not very analytical.

The reason I started blogging is to indulge myself in creative writing, for fun and of course, I do not play music, I am not the hottest guy on earth, I do not have six-packs, I do not have very big bank account, I ‘do not’ a lot of things. But if there’s one thing I have, that would be my good in writing and speaking. If that’s what I do best, that’s what I’ll be doing. And I believe it serves for everyone.

In addition, I would also like to recall what I have written 9 months and 13 days ago, which was my first entry ever…..

" This is my first entry in this place. And before you are soon swallowed by the sea of articles that I will write, I would like to firstly affirm everyone of you, that If there's is anything that I believe, I believe in the power of literary pieces, I believe in the power of one and I believe in the power of a pen, and how possibly it can influence people’s life.

I call this URL that I got free ‘Script of your life’ because I believe that every individuals have the right to write out their own lives. I like to think that everyone of us here holds a pen, and we have the right to compose our own life just as we desire. We have the full right to decide, to plan, to introduce, to conclude, to fantasize each and every part and parcel of our lives as we will. It does not have to follow what other people write, what other people say what other people think, it just have to be ourselves. It just has to be our composition. It has to be our life. It does not need to be others, it does not need to be what people wants to read, wants to hear, for as far as I concern, and I believe as far as you will concern too "You say what You want to say, not what others want to hear".

So start off and embark your journey of life, like a pen ready to scribble on a piece of paper, write out your heart, write out your minds and write out your life! Just as you want it to be. And I promise, it will be exciting, it will be fulfilling, it will be interesting and people would want to know how unique you are and you can be. Aristotle once wrote "Live life as if it is how you imagine it would be". So ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to write?"

I told you, I am more than just an empty vessel....... Just that I really like bragging. Until now, I still enjoy writing stuff and publish it on the worldwide web.

I survived High School

2006-12-26T23:02:00.000+08:00

One of the fun things we did in my class this year was publishing our own storybook call Nostalgia. Since the book was out and sold, having the money with us, my class decided that we should throw a gathering cum farewell. So this was what I do on Boxing Day. Which Kuching people do not know what it is, neither do we celebrate.

We had our 4 tables dinner in a hotel, it was a costly one, but who cares it wasn't our money.

One of the best thing in the party was a 5 KG cake which we bought to show that Kuching Town No.1, which is my school does not only have the biggest frog in town, we also have the biggest class-gathering cake.

Just keep your jealousy, you have your school I have mine, you don't have to email me and debate that your school's party is more awesome okay.

These are girls, thank God He created them, no, I don't go to a non co-ed school, I will die young if I did.

It's not about your make up or how you try to shape up, it's about who you're taking pictures with. Every girl looks pretty with me. That's mainly because when you put a not-so-pretty thing in front of a very-ugly-thing, it becomes beautiful...............I can't believe I said that about myself :0(

However when I party with the boys, I do it like a mad man, this 11 seconds clip would tell you why:

I only realise that the cake cutting knife was really sharp after having done that, thank God I did not kill him just because he stole all my girlfriends in the past 18 months.

The 8 coast dinner served was overwhelming, I was this after that.

And so I survived high school. The most carefree years of all time. I neither have to wake up feeling like an adult nor go to sleep worrying about my salary or how am I going feed my kids. I don't have to worry about getting old or fat, I don't have to be bothered if I did wrong because I am young, and it's the bigger guys duty to tolerate me. How beautiful is that, living your life as it is and forget all the responsibilities, be as naive as you want, dream all those impossible dreams and just live as if you're alive. (If you know what I mean). I wished I could live it one more time but it is also necessary, for me to learn how to grow up. Still, I am Andrew. Goodnight ;0)

Short Talk

2006-12-25T17:55:00.000+08:00

I write very differently in the other blog. I guess that's a place where it's not really my own blog and it's actually very fun writing as if the world revolves around me alone. I played a prank when I wrote this today. By the way, you can translate my page now. It's really funny in the Chinese.

It's Christmas Time

2006-12-24T00:00:00.000+08:00

Andrew would like to extend his greetings and wishes in such a jolly season as this. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everybody.

P/S: All Presents for me can be mailed to The Daily Blog Avenue, P.o Box 88888. Thank You

Wuliao

2006-12-23T14:00:00.000+08:00

'Making a difference' has been a very popular quote ever since I do not know when. It is a very common quote to be heard of from any motivational talks, religious people and Bandaid.

As a result, we have a bunch of funny people coming forth that run around doing the most stupid things while recognising themselves as just 'being different from the others'. Don't tell me you have never met people like that, this is the world, anything can happen.

If there were times you act like weirdos, got repelled by the world and still recognise yourselves as 'being different' or 'unique' you have to keep on reading.

I have nothing against the 'Making A Difference' quote just that people need to realise the difference between a person 'being different' and 'being odd'. It's like you are attending a church party and when everybody begins to eat, you choose not to because you are fasting. And when others decides to walk down to the beach for a walk after dinner, you couldn't join because you have to pray. Now that's not being different, that's being odd. You heard me that's odd!

We live in a very lame society where everyone born after the 1980's have the greatest tendency to act cool. We live in the most comfortable society ever, time wise, and since it is so comfortable, I have to say we have more fools than it used to be. I call them the 'Wuliao' people. Yes it's a new word I translated from mandarin to english and it has just recently been approved by the Oxford's lexicon. The Wuliao phenomena has been mushrooming greater than ever since the start of the second millennium. This is my report on the society sickness which I do not know how to cure and also to conclude.

People say a picture is worth a 1000 words. So I shall call this picture 'The Andrew Expression of today's Wuliao people that appears oddly now existing in our society making it sick'

I am Hemingway, Make sense out of my nonsense...

Awesome Ads

2006-12-22T14:11:00.000+08:00

I was trying to earn my first million when I signed up for advertisements to be put on my blog. Little did i know that this will be the reply I'd get.

Click to Enlarge

For those that are too lazy or they think they're too smart they already know what is it after reading the big subtitles 'Your Inventory was declined'. I am sorry there is more than just that. You still have to click in order to read the details. I'm not putting it all up for you.

Dream a little dream.....

Kuching is growing

2006-12-20T14:06:00.000+08:00

People in Kuching are talking more and more about 'The Spring', the under construction first megamall that is scheduled to be completed in Nov 2007.

The two-storey shopping mall, which is designed by New Zealand's Warren & Mahoney, will have 150 shops. It has a total lettable area of 350,000 sq ft compared with the combined net retail space of 886,000 sq ft in the 10 existing shopping centres in Kuching. Some 80 outlets in the Spring have been earmarked for the fashion business, 20 for food & beverages outlets and seven for beauty and wellness centres. There will also be a gourmet supermarket, a food court and a 1,400-seat cineplex. About 1,500 car parks would be provided. All the outlets are on lease.the Spring would be on par with major shopping malls in the peninsula, New Zealand and Australia, and would give a new experience in shopping.

That's how laidback Kuching city is you see, people waiting for their first mall to arrive. Congratulations. But coming with us is not just a mere shopping mall. The over desperate aging politicians who yearns very much to see their so called 'city' marching to look more like a 'real city' has been on-going more projects than ever before within the pass few years. Here is an outlook of what they did and will do which I found more attractive.

Firstly is the very cultural DUN building for the politicians to sit on the golden chairs while having their meetings fully sponsored by the poor taxpayer.

Following is the Grand Centro. Grand Centro is the biggest shoping complex cum hotel apartment project in Kuching. With some 1,200,000 square feet of gross building area, it integrates high quality shopping, entertainment, recreation and living facilities under one roof. Situated in the King's Centre area.

Proposed Grand Centro looks like this

And it will replace the current King Centre (a certain area in Kuching that looks like this now)

Thirdly, like Kuala Lumpur (capital of Malaysia) that always goes around showing their favourite landmark Petronas Twin Tower which they draw on ALL the tourism board promotional logos and posters. Kuching has its own plans to come with a new landmark call The Kuching Tower. This building will be the tallest building in our city and The Kuching Tower also forms part of an integrated development plan by conglomerate Cahya Mata Sarawak (CMS) Group for the 240-acre Kuching Isthmus. It's alright if you don't get what I say, just see the picture.

Forget talking about what Kuching will do and the 'under constructions', what Kuching have already done is fore mostly, renovating our International Airport that used to look like a museum cum cultural village. I'm not kidding you, This is what KIA used to look like

After 2 years of renovation, it look pretty much like this now

And a little lit at night makes it better

Not to miss out another upcoming mall located at the 4th and half miles area in Kuching, Boulevard will also be one of the mushrooming hypermarkets. It is scheduled to arrive in Oct 2007.

So this is my report of the impressive developments Kuching has in store for me, I'm sorry I have the hardest time trying to locate 'The Spring's'design layout, it seems like the New Zealanders are very slow at showing off. Until now. Bye Bye.

Disclaims: I'm only acting professional, I have no idea of the project status of any building above. Especially Grand Centro which is under proposal only, don't kick my ass if you don't see that coming up in King Centre. I'm only 17 and a half. I have all the time to spare to see Kuching grows up with me. Thank you.

Reference: All facts and figures above are generated wholly from my mind. There are a few more malls that are under proposal, I am sure they wont be approved.

Giant Hypermarket Kuching (proposed), Isthmus Mall Kuching (proposed), Makro Hypermarket Kuching (proposed), Merdeka Plaza Kuching (proposed City Central), Vista Tunku Shopping Mall (proposed Petra Indah), Megamall Kuching (Proposed Petra Jaya)

Oyster

2006-12-18T20:17:00.000+08:00

I went to shop some nights ago, just a small shopping complex near my house. I felt like walking into a church as it's Christmas Season and the airway is putting out all the hallelujah Glory Glory Glory.

There is nothing really much worthy to blog about except I found this

A pack of Oyster. And it has already broken out of it's box.

Seriously nobody is ever going to buy that. No.1 we don't eat them, no.2 most mums don't know how to cook that, no.3 it looks like cooked brinjal jammed with mucus. That thing will cost you Rm25 per pack.

Mam, buy me please, I'll be good to dine in for Christmas.

And by the way if you guys ever see this Shi Zen drink with Limau Kasturi or in english Calamansi Lime (sounds like hokkien foul langguage), it taste like bitter gourd blended with plum juice. Don't believe me, buy em', you'll remember me for life.

My hand is sexy.

My blog review from the man who sat with the Malaysian Ambassador to the United States

2006-12-15T14:33:00.000+08:00

After having shot the blogger-review website today, here is an instance review I got from the website . Here is a copy of their say on The Daily Blog. I call this entry "My blog review from the man who sat with Rafidah Aziz and the Malaysian Ambassador to the United States" and you will know why.

Blogger Review - The Daily Blog With Andrew Ho, Andrew Ho brings us a delightful blog that is basically a simple rant about life. Andrew hails from Malaysia and is located in Kuching, Sarawak, MY. Andrew has a dry sense of humor and a biting, ascerbic wit. He takes time to comment on things he feels strongly about and he takes no prisoners. He claims that people were giving him too much money so he removed the paypal code from his site. Andrew is 17 years old and a writer who is still in school. He practices writing here on his blog. He took a shot at this brand new blog and at the Blog of the Day Awards as well as at that stupid carrot award HERE. The snow he put in conjuction and only during the Christmas season is a bit annoying and slows down the site performance but other than that, he has a nice layout and good things to say that are worth reading. Be careful not to follow his instructions for getting to Malaysia.I actually do know where Malaysia is, although some of you dear readers might not. A couple of weeks ago I had lunch with Rafidah Aziz, the Minister of International Trade and Industry and with the Malaysian Ambassador to the United States.We wish Andrew well with his blog project and with his writing career with this, our very first Blogger Review.Thank you,

He added: Both Rafidah Aziz and the Malaysian Ambassador to the United States is very proud of Andrew and has spoken many times of his attributes and what a national treasure he is. Amen.

BLog 4 FaMe

2006-12-15T13:38:00.000+08:00

Anything at some point, nomatter how good it is, it will always be twisted into a crooked path. Not totally perhaps but part of it yes. The blog cluture today is not just about mere self-expression, mere appreciation of literary works, online journal, interesting encounters or a personal updates channel. Today it has much turned into a pursuit of popularity, rankings and fame. Everybody have the idea of getting really popular in their circle through their blog as they reach for the worldwide web. I'm sorry you have to read the truth but these are the few sites that I encountered.

MYSTERY CARROT AWARD
for website adequacy

This stupid carrot html code can be obtained by anyone to put it on their website in order to console themselves that their site is adequate and is not too bad. I wonder how lamer can it get, awarding yourself, it sounds like something only LMAO like me would do. But absolutely not for you guys, you guys are sane.

Another one would be blogofthedayawards

This website not only gives inadequate so called blog awards, it also gives blogs review on his blog. And the funny thing is that no one ever sign up for his blogs review. Nobody even visits this site.

While the most popular blog-link site on the web, www.technorati.com, many agree it is the only web that offers you more accuracy in determining the quality of a blog. I wonder if it's totally true.

Ranking in technorati number 30 thousand, The joke Blog offers everyday lamest jokes. And the best thing about the blog is that it has 113 links exchange and 35 blog promotion site buttons. Which means, this blog will only link you when you link him up. What's wrong with that Andrew, nothing wrong, it's just cheap.

Dude, I exchange links too, and I don't really mind linking anybody up as long as their blog is nice, they are pretty, they are my considered friends that I rarely meet up, my penpals or they give me money, get it?

Finally, to be bloglitically-correct, I have to say this, "Its your blog and you can to do whatever you want. But those who say this know very little about the other quote that says "it's my mouth, I can say whatever I want too".

In order to pretend sounding a little more mature, I must say instances in life are like this 'those who pursuit for fame never gets it, while those wandering among humilities are better honoured'. Hence we always read and listen to champions that says 'I never expect to be No.1, It just happens so....' Screw them all.

Short Talk

2006-12-14T15:31:00.000+08:00

If you pay attention to my advertisements, you should be getting free 15USD via paypal at Money4blogs and free christian books send to your door at whoisgod

Don't bother sabotaging my google Ads because I can honestly tell you until now I earned 0.00 USD. Useless, I used to think money grow on tress....

History answers

2006-12-13T18:18:00.000+08:00

I received an email that claim to be the funniest Form 5 history exams answers. You have to understand the malay langguage to read. CLICK TO ENLARGE.

The Daily Quote

2006-12-13T09:45:00.000+08:00

1) They say early birds catches worms, I say early worms gets eaten by birds

2) I am not the same yesterday, today and tomorrow. Don't you get it people change.

3) I never wanted to be No.1, I just didn't want to lose.

4) Just when you think you're the only person in the whole wide world that is suffering, the rest of the world thinks the same.

5) My idea of being yourself is never be too bothered about what others have to say. Unless they really make a lot of sense, which in most cases, they don't.

6) Some people are very strong on their so called principals, for them its worth a thousand, for others it's a cheap 20 cents.

7) If the truth hurts you, you have not yet learn to accept it. If it still hurts after you accepted it, you have not yet learn to face it. If it's not beautiful after you learnt to face it, learn to accept it again.

8) I am never too worried about the guy next door that's way better than me in every minute aspects. You just have to understand that 58.9 % of the earth is populated by women. There got to be some leftovers for me and you.

9) Joseph Smith believes in the quote saying "I am not a good shooter, but I shoot often". He died at the age of 24.

10) My everlasting dream is to take a commercial of me running on a beach slow motioned accompanied with the background song "I'll never break your heart".

Disclaim: As for today's quote, I wrote them all. It is of course easily determined by its charmless quality

Short talk

2006-12-12T13:33:00.000+08:00

You have to know that my name is Andrew. And it's a good name for me because its meaning in the Hebrews means 'manly'. Which absolutely describes my manhood. So I was searching to see which guy was the first to use the name 'Andrew' on blogspot and took my opportunity away to use it again. To my gentle surprise I browsed http://Andrew.blogspot.com and found out that THIS GUY POSTED 1 ENTRY IN HIS BLOG SINCE YEAR 2000 AND NEVER BLOGGED AGAIN! IF YOU DON'T BLOG, GIVE THAT URL NAME FOR THE REST OF THE ANDREWS IN THE WORLD! Look at my poor url, people are having the hardest time to google it, for the sake of Buddha! Grr....

By the way, I have uploaded some advertisements and tools on my sidebar, you can entertain yourself by checking them up.

A brother's story, not tellin you the usual way

2006-12-11T11:28:00.000+08:00

I have decided to show the world that I'm not just a piece of crap, there are substances inside the full 80kg of my body. Today I'm gonna talk about my brother. Most bloggers would have made a good story out of it if they were me. But I've decided to go against the flow. So here we go.

I have a brother, he is good, he is a kidney patient since he was 16, he goes for dialysis 3 times per week. 4 hours once, plus the time he has to go through and fro from the hospital, it's 6 hours. He studies Chemical Engineering in UM, he is a top student, he scored all the As you wanted in all public exams. I have no idea how he did that. He believes in Jesus.

No I am not going to use all the sensitive words and gives you all the emotional crap and make you read my blog again and again. This is life, we have problems, I have it, my family has it and so do you along with the rest of the world. This is his blood on the machine's chamber.

This is his face

But that is my coat.

Finish. Don't sympathize me. I am blessed regardless of my past miss-outs, present unfortunates or future hardships. Amen.

My face

2006-12-09T10:50:00.000+08:00

I know my face with the military haircut on my template is constantly making you dreaming nightmares. So here's how I really look as of December 09 2006. I don't do this because I think I'm any hotter than you. I do this so that you can know the face of whom you are reading from. And of course scream in delight if you ever catch me on the street. In real life, I'm a very humble person.

Guest Writing

2006-12-08T23:13:00.000+08:00

Now I guest write in a teen-orientated blog call Underground Square. My first post can be directed here. If you ever want to read the blog, I have already link it up at my sidebar under the 'blogs i read and links I surf' category.

Kuching City has autumn too, just that we call it famine.

hu hac do hach vi

2006-12-07T14:57:00.000+08:00

It's funny a guy came across my blog through googling "hu hac do hach vi". When 6.5 billion people gather together, it generates countless possibilities....

Refers: Previous post 'Jews On Christmas' , Archives: November

Internet buttons

2006-12-06T15:02:00.000+08:00

Internet explorer and Firefox are always waring against each other. When Firefox 2 came out, Internet Explorer 7 joined along. However more people prefer using firefox, that's probably probably because they are nicer. These are some of the IE buttons.

Firefox however disagree and its user are so supportive they decided to back firefox up

Anyway, I still think that this is too much

It seems to me like everybody really hates Billy Gates, probably because he's such a smart entrepreneur and a monopoliser.

You know what, I don't really care, I got my Windows for RM5 and Firefox Free. I guess the only important thing on earth is all of you to help spread the daily blog. I have this button for you.

Help Spread The Daily Blog Button

No, I refuse to admit that my blog is lame

Firefox bug fixed

2006-12-06T13:27:00.000+08:00

As promised earlier on, I have already fixed the firefox bug I had with my blog template. Now you can view my blog with any Internet Browser. So don't write to me anymore saying my blog dies in firefox! I am putting a 'best view with firefox button' in addition like the rest of the world (don't even know why they do that for)

God is Male

2006-12-06T09:49:00.000+08:00

I read of some feminists who argued that God can be unisex and that they can choose to call God a He or She. When you say that to me, I will have only one reply:

God is Male, because Jesus calls Him Father.

How can people be so stupid and still breath.

Disclaim: I am the first to figure out this answer, it is not copyrighted but you have to credit me. Others will give you lame answers like "In the beginning God said to His angels let's create man (as in human) in our own image, then He created Adam, which was a male, women comes later and so on so fourth". In addition I still love feminist very much. You didn't get it? I LOVE WOMEN VERY MUCH. I am liberated. Amen

Coffee Bar

2006-12-05T11:22:00.000+08:00

Let's face it, everybody wants to be cool. Glamour is the clothe everybody wants to wear. More so for the growing up teens, like me and the other insecure people that yearn and crave day and night for approval and acceptance from the crowd. Boy, it's alright if you feel that way because you should know that not everyone is born with a broad chest, six packs, tanned skinned, pimple-less pretty face with a slender waist and the talent to play 6 musical instruments and 12 different sports. Not everyone is that privilege like me.

So you hang out with your friends, trying to be cool, finding 1001 ways to waste the hard-earned money your parents give you. You happen to know that the 'coffee-bar trend' has been around for ages and those classy mates all agree that DRINKING COFFEE IS COOL. Why, for across Europe, Italy, America, everybody is doing that. Just one thing, you forgot this is Malaysia.

The two hot-spots you can get overprice coffee here is none other than Coffee-Bean and Starbucks. If you live in Kuching like me, only Coffee-Bean is available. Those people sell you a cup of coffee for RM18.90 and they are not in jail. It's ridiculous, now if you're a coffee lover, and you're all addicted and into coffee-art and all that-----Fine. But in reality, this is what happen to me and you.

Cool, you wanna be all American-like today, you put on your knickers, sunglasses and your accent which sounds so bad. You step into coffee-bean to make your orders. You stare at the menu and the menu look back at you. You have totally no idea what on earth are they selling because the few coffee names you are familiar with are Kopi-Peng, Kopi-O, Teh-C and Teh Tarik. You don't want to embarrass yourself, so you simply pick your favourite name and make your orders. Having no idea what you'll be drinking. Fine, if that doesn't happen to you, it happens to me.

SO I DECIDED TO BE COOL, AND DAD SAYS ONLY PEOPLE WITH KNOWLEDGE IS COOL. I'M MAKING IT HAPPEN TO MALAYSIAN, I'M YOUR NATIONAL TREASURE, THE ONLY TEEN THAT WOULD TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

Next time when you step into those shop again, you're not cool you're lame. You seriously have to know what you are drinking, these are the four names you oughta at least pretend you know them.

Cappucino

Cappuccino is a large Italian beverages prepared with espresso, hot milk and milk foam. That's how simple it is! Coffee and Milk you Blondie. RM 18.90

Espresso

Espresso originated from Italy is a concentrated coffee beverage brewed by forcing very hot, but not boiling, water under high pressure through coffee that has been ground to a consistency between extremely fine and powder It's very hot brewed thick coffee. RM16.90

Latte

A latte is a type of coffee drink made with hot milk. It taste a lot like Cappuccino just that it's mostly milk and a little foam. They give you the same coffee with a different name. Still, the same price RM18.90

Mocha

A Café Mocha is a variant of a cafe latte. Like a latte it is typically one third espresso (the very hot brewed thick coffee) and two thirds steamed milk, but a shot of CHOCOLATE is added. RM21.90

Nuts............

Disclaim: The truth that coffee in such places are so expensive is that they do not make your coffee by powder. They usually grin coffee beans until their juice comes out and make you your highly caffeine-shot drinks. People who aren't casual coffee drinkers are bound to have a good headache after each visits. Personally, I like Milo more than Coffee. The reason I shot coffee like this is that this week's post are all sponsored by Milo.

I finished my exams

2006-12-04T17:50:00.000+08:00

I had just finished my public exam, I am surprise I'm still standing.....

Still

2006-12-02T00:03:00.000+08:00

It's been a little while since I blog by my incredible gift in tranverciating literature.

In case you are wondering what 'triverciating' means, it's just a word a I created to show how great I am in tranversing the literary journey while showing great appreciation and gifting. If Shakespeare could have invented his own words to help him express, so could I. Just that nobody shall acknowledges me. I know you smart Alec by now should be thinking that after the word 'nobody' I should have use 'will' rather than 'shall. You must have never heard about literary license. All poets are allowed break the grammatical law with the purpose to beautify their poems, whilst they are not demerited. So here we go...

I shall wait until I saw the fun , wondering why it didn't come. And why remain why, nothing have change. The world shall never pause for one like me. When I saw the grace of the morning sun, wished I could shine like it does. I'll cross the ocean to pursue the beam of light, which happen to glimpse only in my mind. All is still, nothing have change, what was remain was and now is. I wonder will it be so too in every tomorrows. The plucking of guitar starts to sound in my head, I know I'm drunk again, yet I never felt so clear in mind. I would have died in ecstasy, walking down the road alone. Nothing have change, it's just me waking up from a dream, a dream I thought was reality. The fact remains fact, fiction remains fiction. My heart is drenched and it thirst. The winds may keep blowing, the sea might never stop hitting the shore, I shall wait until I saw the fun, wondering why it didn't come. I knew I was looking for something, but I forgot what it was.

Marjerinalised

2006-12-01T21:19:00.000+08:00

The government has been giving even more than before chances to the matriculation students last 2 years in grabbing the critical courses (Doc, pharma, chem, elec, mecha engineers, accountants, lawyers) in our university. So my bro who studies in MU (Malayan University) were saying that the lecturers were very much complaining about the quality of the fresh batch studs. These are the special rights we are talking about in Malaysia. Certain are chosen to enter Matriculation, when the rest are not. (Notice how professional writers like me use our vocabulary--- 'Certain', 'The Rest')This is also the reason why we are running slow. Matriculation is better known for its low quality, non-standardised, non-recognised, unfortified, incertitude and absolutely incompetent tertiary education. Whereas those who were left with no opportunity to enter college because Taylors is charging me Rm100, 000 for a degree which I refused have to go quietly for STPM or the 'A' levels. Our 'A' levels is triple the times harder, advance and fairly tested in comparison to Matriculation, but those who excel in the 'A' levels for it are now marginalised and cruely given low-end courses to pursue in the local Universities.

This is the motivation the government is giving us to excel in studies. They expect us to serve our country with an undivided heart in return. It's time for them to wake up from those dreams.

I could have grow up to be a Lim Kit Siang if I were not afraid of going to jail.

Slide in

2006-11-30T18:08:00.000+08:00

After writing Entry 100, I realised that I have only 99 posts up in my blog, so I have to write this post and slide it in one of the months to make Entry 100 a reality. If you're lucky enough to bum into this post. You have all the right to demand me to post a shoutout just for you.

Jews On Christmas

2006-11-28T18:52:00.000+08:00

As Christmas is approaching in less than a month, here is a song I sang for all of you.

I guess one of the races that do not celebrate Christmas is the Jews. It is very sad that they do not believe in Jesus Christ. Instead, in December, they celebrate the Hannakah, something like a thanks giving for them. 'Kosher latke' is a kind of jewish potato pancake and 'hu hach do hachvi' is a ceremonial song. Smart as they are, Christmas day is not the best time of the year for them.

So what are you hesitating, send this ~~wonderful~~ song to all your friends ~~people you hate~~ and wish them a Merry Christmas within the month!

where they came

2006-11-26T07:25:00.000+08:00

When I was checking my site visitors by referrals, I learnt that most people came to my blog directly, which means they just key my URL into their Internet browser and surf. Few however enter my site through links from other blogs. Even fewer came by googling me 'script of your life.blogspot' or 'daily blog with Andrew Ho'. Some had the courtesy to introduce my blog to friends by emails so they navigated from yahoo mail. But there's this one idiot however, he entered my site while searching for THIS on msn. He must had been so disappointed it's not what he expected at all.

Note: the 'THIS' search may vary shortly after post time and date

Technorati

2006-11-23T23:34:00.000+08:00

Lately when I log on to Technorati it shows me this

Sometimes when I log on to technorati they show me this

Click To Enlarge

I'm so pissed next time you log on to my blog I'll show you this

Writing the truth, getting the toot

2006-11-21T17:35:00.001+08:00

I believe in straight forward expressing, there is no need to hide while trying to say something because when you do so, you might as well not say it at all. In as much as you practice that, I believe there will be people who aren’t too happy about it, some might get a little agitated, some might get crazy too but my tolerance in not admitting fact, denying truth and dishonesty has a limit. And many at times, I don’t keep in the heart and play lawyer-lawyer, I say it out, very loud out. I offended people recently when I wrote an article "churchill" where I talked about my experiences in church without particular editings and censors. I was expecting to get terrible feedbacks about it and I was right. But I enjoy it very much. I just love to say things that blow the religious mind of people. And make their face turn green and red like you know, green pepper on pasta.

Laid-back pilgrims are never going to make the slightest difference in any given situation. Before you know how to act, you have to first dream, before you celebrate any achievements, you have to first learn to speak up the truth, and accept the toot. They say actions speak louder than words, but trust me that is just a simple quotes mean to encourage some geeks. Hitler spoke and the german listened. Soekarno spoke, he became leader and remain top chart president even after he was later brought down. Not to mention Winston Churchill, John Kennedy or Martin Luther King. Words have to come first before actions, because that's where it all begin. It may not be the sweetest things or the fouless dreams we intend it to be, but it is truth, and so it goes and that will be my atitude both in speech or letters.

Love me or jerk me.

The Daily Quote

2006-11-20T20:29:00.000+08:00

1) I respect what you say and I hope you respect me too is another way of saying shut-up I disagree with you and you have to listen to me

2) Do you have the courage to lend me one dollar? I have the courage but I don't have the dollar

3) To stop dreaming, is to stop living

3) People who believes they came from monkeys act like ~~you~~ one

4) This is my friend, he's retarded

5) It's very hard to keep it all in the heart, but trust me, it's even worst when you blog it all up

6) It's doesn't matter whether a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice

7) The act of guessing is like traveling in a circle that never ends. That's why they say I'm very straight foward

8) I have no idea whether I toil hard enough to achieve my dreams or to avoid letting others down

9) 'Get a life' is the most common insultative sentence in the trend, the same people that uses it didn't know the fact that it hurts one even more than saying 'fuck you'

10) Having the courage to speak the much avoided, to reveal the hidden, to expose the covered is having the courage to make a difference

Disclaim: I write most of my quotes although some might not.